{"product_id":"cereal-is-dinner-weed-is-dessert-doormat","title":"Cereal Is Dinner Weed Is Dessert Doormat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDoormat With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eA full meal plan in nine words. CEREAL IS DINNER WEED IS DESSERT stacks across the mat in three lines of heavy capitals with a small leaf icon above, a menu for a house that runs on its own schedule. It is a joke with a straight face, and everyone who has eaten a bowl of cereal at midnight is already in on it. Your entryway gets a laid-back confession and a laugh before the door opens.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePorch \u0026amp; Entryway\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the bold, compact layout. A little leaf mark sits above three lines of thick dark capitals inside a thin border on natural tan coir, and the whole thing reads like a very honest restaurant sign. Put it on a porch, stoop, or covered entry and it sets a relaxed tone for movie nights and late snacks. It is not subtle and it is not apologizing. It is a loud, cheeky welcome for a house with its own rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eHousewarming Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the friend with a cabinet full of cereal, the roommate whose dinner is whatever is closest, and anyone who needs a housewarming gift with a wink. Give it with a grin and a box of your favorite cereal. It is funny, bold, and perfect for people who take comfort seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eSize, Material \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips from the United States. International delivery takes 10 to 30 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":50899878379568,"sku":"13410309093111161958","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/cereal-is-dinner-weed-is-dessert-doormat-studio.png?v=1793123855","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/cereal-is-dinner-weed-is-dessert-doormat","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}