{"product_id":"did-you-bring-anything-to-smoke-funny-doormat","title":"Did You Bring Anything to Smoke? Funny Doormat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe question is right there on the mat, and it doesn't wait for an answer. DID YOU BRING ANYTHING TO SMOKE greets every visitor in two lines of dark, no-nonsense lettering, like a bouncer with a sense of humor. It sets the mood before the door opens, tells the guests what kind of house they're walking into, and gives your entryway a personality that a generic welcome never could. Backyard hangouts, late evenings, a porch that has heard some stories: this mat has been waiting for that crowd. It is a joke, it is bold, and it is guaranteed to start the conversation before the first hello.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWear It Loud\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the cheeky question and the way it fills the mat. The bold dark letters sit inside a thin border on natural coir, so the whole thing looks like a hand-stamped sign from a place with good music and no dress code. The first line gets the attention and the second line delivers the punchline, and both read from the sidewalk without anyone having to squint. It is made for a porch, a stoop, or a covered entry where the guests tend to linger. Put it down, step back, and watch visitors smirk while they decide what to say. A welcome mat with attitude does half the greeting for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy It's Yours\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the one who runs the kind of porch where everybody ends up staying later than planned. This one is for the friend with the best back patio, the roommate who treats the front step like a living room, and the person who needs a gift for a housewarming that is going to be remembered. Give it with a grin and a wink, and expect a text later asking where you found it. It is a bold, unapologetic bit of humor for the entryway of someone who doesn't take the front door too seriously, and who wants visitors to know it before they ring the bell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eBuilt Different\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":50894340915248,"sku":"33105444895239760671","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/did-you-bring-anything-to-smoke-funny-doormat-studio.png?v=1793067408","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/did-you-bring-anything-to-smoke-funny-doormat","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}