{"product_id":"dirty-washed-loose-t-shirt-1","title":"Funny Sarcasm Dirty Wash T-Shirt – Loose Fit Sarcastic Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee has the exact color of a Monday morning. Washed out, a little gray, slightly tired and still showing up anyway. If that sounds like a mood you know well, the shirt has a few words for you: “Sarcasm” in cursive across the top, “JUST ONE OF THE MANY” in heavy capitals in the middle, and “Services OFFER” on a black band at the bottom. It's the whole pitch for your week, no meeting required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a dirty wash loose-fit t-shirt in thick, soft cotton. Unisex, so it works for women and men, and it comes in two colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWear It Loud\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the weathered look that makes the black print pop. The dirty wash gives the cotton a cloudy, uneven finish that looks like it spent a decade in your favorite drawer, and against that, the lettering looks crisp and deliberate. Everything is centered on the chest, so it reads at a glance, and the black band underneath works as the punch line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cut is loose with dropped shoulders and short sleeves, so it hangs easy and doesn't cling in a heat wave or a crowded train. Throw it on with cargo pants and old sneakers, knot it at the waist over biker shorts, or leave it untucked over jeans. It's a relaxed streetwear tee that looks better after every wear and comes pre-broken-in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy It's Yours\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause the best shirts feel like you've owned them forever. The heavy cotton is soft against the skin, the washed finish hides small spills and long days, and the print stays sharp through the wash, so the wit keeps its edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also makes a great gift for the friend who groans on Monday and then runs the whole office, the cousin who shows up late and makes the party, the roommate who has opinions about the thermostat, or you, because this is the one you'll reach for first. Pick your color and clock in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eBuilt Different\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's what it's made of and how it's cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 270 gsm (8.0 oz), midweight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Loose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Dirty wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSleeve: Short sleeve, drop shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeckline: Round neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Front center cursive and bold capital lettering with a black band\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeason: Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Casual, Streetwear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL (size chart in the photos)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine wash at 86°F on a gentle cycle, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low and avoid ironing on the print, do not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAKA: sarcasm dirty wash tee, funny washed t shirt, loose fit sarcastic tee, vintage look cotton tee, heavy cotton quote shirt, sarcastic shirt for women and men\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ODMPOD","offers":[{"title":"White Gray \/ S","offer_id":50888594161712,"sku":"261026PODPQ0972#001","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Gray \/ M","offer_id":50888594194480,"sku":"261026PODPQ0972#002","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Gray \/ L","offer_id":50888594227248,"sku":"261026PODPQ0972#003","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Gray \/ XL","offer_id":50888594260016,"sku":"261026PODPQ0972#004","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":50888594292784,"sku":"261026PODPQ0972#005","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Gray \/ S","offer_id":50888594325552,"sku":"261026PODPQ0972#006","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Gray \/ M","offer_id":50888594358320,"sku":"261026PODPQ0972#007","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Gray \/ L","offer_id":50888594391088,"sku":"261026PODPQ0972#008","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Gray \/ XL","offer_id":50888594423856,"sku":"261026PODPQ0972#009","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":50888594456624,"sku":"261026PODPQ0972#010","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/funny-sarcasm-dirty-wash-t-shirt-white-gray-studio.png?v=1792959178","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/dirty-washed-loose-t-shirt-1","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}