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Unisex, so it works for women and men, with a loose, relaxed fit, and it comes in six colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWear It Loud\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for how well it announces you before you open your mouth. The black lettering is big, centered and laid out like a shop sign, with the cursive word on top giving it a dry, knowing wink and the black band underneath locking the whole thing in. People read it, pause, and then decide whether they're brave enough to start a conversation. That's a service in itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fit is loose with dropped shoulders, so it layers well over a tee or a hoodie and doesn't pinch anywhere. Wear it with relaxed jeans and sneakers on a cold morning, with joggers on a lazy Sunday, or under a coat on the commute. It's a heavy, comfortable crewneck that feels like a blanket and looks like an opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy It's Yours\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause you've been providing this service for free for years, and it's time you got some merchandise. The heavy fabric feels soft and substantial, the touch of stretch lets it move with you, and the print stays sharp through the wash, so the sarcasm never fades even if the sweatshirt gets a little well-loved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also makes the gift for the coworker who answers every email with one perfectly dry sentence, the sibling who delivers the best eye-roll in the family, the friend who can't resist a setup, or you, the full-service professional. Pick your color and open for business.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eBuilt Different\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's what it's made of and how it's cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 48.9% polyester, 43.4% cotton, 7.7% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 400 gsm (11.8 oz), heavyweight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Loose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSleeve: Long sleeve, drop shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeckline: Round neck with ribbed collar, cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Front center cursive and bold capital lettering with a black band\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeason: Spring, Autumn, Winter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Casual, Streetwear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL (size chart in the photos)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine wash at 86°F on a gentle cycle, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low and 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