{"product_id":"everyone-in-here-is-high-doormat","title":"Everyone in Here Is High Doormat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDoormat With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome houses skip the small talk and put the truth on the floor. EVERYONE IN HERE IS HIGH fills the mat in tall heavy capitals, a cheerful disclosure for anyone about to walk in. It tells guests exactly what the vibe is and dares them to match it. It is a joke with a straight face, and it saves the whole explanation. Your entryway gets an honest, easygoing warning and a laugh before the door even opens.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePorch \u0026amp; Entryway\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the big, confident lettering. Two lines of dark capitals stretch across the mat inside a thin border on natural tan coir, and they read from the sidewalk. Put it on a porch, stoop, or covered entry and it sets a laid-back tone for game nights, movie marathons, and long lazy afternoons. It is not subtle and it is not nervous about it. It is a loud, cheeky welcome for a very relaxed house.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eHousewarming Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the friend with the legendary couch, the roommate who treats snacks as a food group, and anyone who needs a housewarming gift with a wink. Give it with a grin and a bag of chips. It is funny, bold, and perfect for people whose house rules are mostly about staying comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eSize, Material \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips from the United States. International delivery takes 10 to 30 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":50899872579632,"sku":"27306593820950224262","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/everyone-in-here-is-high-doormat-studio.png?v=1793123818","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/everyone-in-here-is-high-doormat","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}