{"product_id":"funny-coffee-mug-existing-is-expensive","title":"Funny Coffee Mug – Existing Is Expensive","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree words, no explanation needed. Short, heavy black lettering on white reads EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE, and it covers rent, groceries, coffee and a hundred small subscriptions in the shortest and most honest way possible. It is a calm joke for a very noisy bank statement. The big black capitals are easy to read from across a room, which is useful when someone asks how things are going. The type wraps around the entire ceramic, so the statement is visible from every angle. Take a sip and accept that the price of a cup of coffee is the cheapest part of the day. The mug was the best purchase this month, and it did not need a subscription.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick an 11 oz or a 15 oz and pour hot chocolate, chai, cider, iced tea, espresso, soup, drip coffee or matcha. It is microwave and dishwasher safe, so it works as a coffee mug, a tea mug, or the bowl you pretend is not a bowl when you reheat leftovers. The bright glossy finish shows off the wraparound print, and the roomy C-shaped handle makes carrying a full cup easy. Short, heavy type says it all, and it does not charge extra.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, crisp wraparound print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-shaped handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE in black capitals on white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eGift Ideas for Coffee Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the adult paying every bill at once, the recent grad, and the friend who groans at the grocery store. It suits a birthday, a graduation, a housewarming or a Secret Santa swap, and it is ready to use right away. Add a coffee gift card and you have given a small, practical break. It is also a funny gift for a parent, who has been saying this since the nineties.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCleaning it is one of the few things that costs nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead-free and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50900424917040,"sku":"18032811637042075807","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50900424949808,"sku":"12556515608396085727","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/existing-is-expensive-coffee-mug-studio-lead.png?v=1793141460","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-coffee-mug-existing-is-expensive","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}