{"product_id":"funny-coffee-mug-good-morning-i-see-the-assassins-have-failed","title":"Funny Coffee Mug – Good Morning I See The Assassins Have Failed","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eA villain's greeting for a villain's breakfast. Dramatic black blackletter on white reads GOOD MORNING on a top line, followed by I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED, and it turns the first sip into a theatrical moment. It fits the person who likes their mornings a little dark and their sense of humor a little darker. The gothic type wraps around the full ceramic, so the monologue is visible from every angle of the castle. Stir your coffee slowly with one hand and gaze out the window with the other. The kitchen is your throne room. The cat is your court. The assassins were never very good anyway, and the coffee is getting cold.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSized at 11 oz or 15 oz, it takes on hot tea, chai, soup, flat white, lattes, matcha, iced tea or hot chocolate. Go ahead and warm it in the microwave, then toss it in the dishwasher afterward, because it is built for both. Crisp color on glossy white ceramic, plus a comfortable C-shaped handle, makes it a mug you will reach for first. The blackletter looks ancient, which is perfect for a morning that feels like a long reign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, crisp wraparound print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-shaped handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: GOOD MORNING \/ I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED in black blackletter on white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eGift Ideas for Coffee Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the goth who wakes up in a good mood, the theater kid, and the friend who loves a dramatic entrance. It works for a birthday, a Halloween gift, a Secret Santa swap or a housewarming for someone with candles in every room. Pair it with a bag of dark roast and a black candle to complete the ritual. It is also a fun pick for a fantasy reader, who has opinions about villains.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe assassins failed, but a coffee ring is still a threat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead-free and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50900444971056,"sku":"10719867713900846605","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50900445003824,"sku":"24228693336001437237","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/good-morning-i-see-the-assassins-have-failed-coffee-mug-studio-lead.png?v=1793141391","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-coffee-mug-good-morning-i-see-the-assassins-have-failed","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}