{"product_id":"funny-coffee-mug-not-responsible-for-what-i-say-before-coffee","title":"Funny Coffee Mug – Not Responsible For What I Say Before Coffee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eA formal disclaimer for informal mornings. Clean blue lettering on white states I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE, and whatever comes out before the first sip is not legally binding, not emotionally accurate and not up for discussion. This mug protects your reputation until the caffeine arrives. The lettering wraps around the entire ceramic, so the terms and conditions are readable from every direction. Coworkers have been warned in writing, which is more than most agreements offer. Keep it handy for the first meeting of the day, and keep it full for the second. The disclaimer expires with the first empty cup, and the mug accepts no liability after that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, ready for drip coffee, mocha, cold brew, americano, chai, hot chocolate, cappuccino or matcha. It survives the microwave and the dishwasher, so it works as a coffee mug, a tea mug and an emergency soup cup. The print stays vivid on glossy white ceramic, and the handle is shaped for a comfortable, confident grip. Blue on white reads like official paperwork, and so does the excuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, crisp wraparound print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-shaped handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE in blue type on white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eGift Ideas for Coffee Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the groggy talker, the early shift worker, and the family member who needs a grace period each morning. It fits a birthday, a new job, a Secret Santa swap or a housewarming. Pair it with a bag of strong coffee and the legal protection is complete. It is also a thoughtful gift for a new parent, since nobody should be held to anything they say before nine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash it before you say anything you will not take responsibility for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead-free and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50900462534704,"sku":"32313383452638378321","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50900462567472,"sku":"10558221262770928311","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/not-responsible-for-what-i-say-before-coffee-coffee-mug-studio-lead.png?v=1793141357","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-coffee-mug-not-responsible-for-what-i-say-before-coffee","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}