{"product_id":"funny-coffee-mug-nothing-good-happens-before-cup-two","title":"Funny Coffee Mug – Nothing Good Happens Before Cup Two","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eCup one is for waking up, cup two is when the day gets started, and everything before that is a bad idea. Red and black blackletter on white reads NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS BEFORE CUP TWO, and it runs the clock on your morning with a dramatic gothic font and a very honest rule. The lettering looks like a medieval decree, which is a great way to enforce a coffee schedule. It wraps around the full ceramic, so the law is visible from every side of the table. Do not text, do not argue and do not make decisions until the second cup is empty. The mug has spoken in a font that has seen centuries of poor mornings, and it is not changing its mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, ready for espresso, iced tea, soup, hot chocolate, matcha, americano, chai or cappuccino. Microwave safe and dishwasher safe, it moves from the counter to the microwave to the rack without complaint. The print stays vivid on glossy white ceramic, and the handle is shaped for a comfortable, confident grip. The red blackletter looks dramatic, which suits a morning that deserves a ceremony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, crisp wraparound print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-shaped handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS BEFORE CUP TWO in red and black blackletter on white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eGift Ideas for Coffee Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the person who counts cups, the night nurse, and the friend whose morning starts at ten. It works for a birthday, a new job, a Secret Santa swap or a housewarming for someone who loves a strict routine. Pair it with a bag of strong coffee, and the first two cups are covered. It is also a good gift for a new parent, who is on cup four by sunrise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing good happens before cup two, but a rinse after cup one is allowed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead-free and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50900435304496,"sku":"37551741721480475395","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50900435337264,"sku":"93383030426705528404","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/nothing-good-happens-before-cup-two-coffee-mug-studio-lead.png?v=1793141458","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-coffee-mug-nothing-good-happens-before-cup-two","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}