{"product_id":"funny-coffee-mug-that-was-not-me-that-was-before-coffee","title":"Funny Coffee Mug – That Was Not Me That Was Before Coffee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eA convenient alibi for anything you said, did or typed before the first cup. Cream lettering with an orange outline stacks THAT WAS NOT ME on top and THAT WAS BEFORE COFFEE underneath, and it lets you disown the early version of yourself. Invite everyone to meet the improved model that shows up after the caffeine. The outlined type looks like a warning label on a very unreliable machine, and the wrap carries it around the entire ceramic. Hand it to anyone who was on the receiving end of your morning mood. It does the apologizing for you, with no awkward conversation and no promise that it will not happen again. That version of you is retired until tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick an 11 oz or a 15 oz and pour cider, hot tea, americano, iced tea, cold brew, cappuccino, mocha or iced coffee. Microwave safe and dishwasher safe, it moves from the counter to the microwave to the rack without complaint. The bright glossy finish shows off the wraparound print, and the roomy C-shaped handle makes carrying a full cup easy. The cream and orange look friendly, which makes the excuse go down easier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, crisp wraparound print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-shaped handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: THAT WAS NOT ME \/ THAT WAS BEFORE COFFEE in cream type with an orange outline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eGift Ideas for Coffee Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the person who sends terrible emails at dawn, the roommate with a sharp morning tongue, and the friend who apologizes after breakfast. It fits a birthday, a new job, a Secret Santa swap or a peace offering after a rough morning. Pair it with a bag of good coffee, and the apology is basically complete. It is also a very practical gift for a new parent, whose before-coffee self cannot be held accountable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat dirty mug was not you. That was before the dishwasher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead-free and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50900453195824,"sku":"20199331566030637870","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50900453228592,"sku":"20575381567679407741","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/that-was-not-me-that-was-before-coffee-coffee-mug-studio-lead.png?v=1793141391","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-coffee-mug-that-was-not-me-that-was-before-coffee","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}