{"product_id":"funny-coffee-mug-the-cup-knows-more-than-my-therapist","title":"Funny Coffee Mug – The Cup Knows More Than My Therapist","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery honest thought you have ends up in this cup before it ends up anywhere else. Thin white and heavy black lettering on bold red declares THE CUP KNOWS MORE THAN MY THERAPIST, and it jokes about the daily confession while keeping the secrets safe. The mix of thin and heavy type gives the line a whisper-then-shout rhythm, so the punchline lands every time. The lettering wraps around the ceramic, so there is no angle from which the confession is hidden. It holds a hot drink that does a surprising amount of emotional work, and it never bills you by the hour. The therapist is probably fine with that. The cup does not take insurance anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in 11 oz and 15 oz, it welcomes cappuccino, matcha, cold brew, mocha, flat white, iced tea, americano or hot chocolate. You can reheat it in the microwave and clean it in the dishwasher, which keeps the whole routine low effort. With a smooth glossy finish and a comfortable C-shaped handle, it feels as good in the hand as it looks on the desk. The red is bold, the type is crisp, and the secrets stay inside the cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, crisp wraparound print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-shaped handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: THE CUP KNOWS MORE THAN MY THERAPIST in thin white and heavy black type on red\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eGift Ideas for Coffee Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the over-sharer at the water cooler, the friend who talks to their coffee, and anyone with a long therapy joke loaded. It works for a birthday, a new job, a Secret Santa swap or a thank-you for the friend who listens. Add a bag of dark roast and you have supplied a very affordable session. It is also a good pick for the coworker who says they are fine and then talks for an hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA good rinse is cheaper than therapy and works faster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead-free and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50900548583472,"sku":"17011379172936976175","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50900548616240,"sku":"58143186807883574917","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/the-cup-knows-more-than-my-therapist-coffee-mug-studio-lead.png?v=1793141222","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-coffee-mug-the-cup-knows-more-than-my-therapist","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}