{"product_id":"funny-coffee-mug-you-cannot-reason-with-me-before-cup-two","title":"Funny Coffee Mug – You Cannot Reason With Me Before Cup Two","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eNegotiations, small talk and anything that starts with a quick question can all wait. Grey, yellow and black lettering is stacked across the ceramic to read YOU CANNOT REASON WITH ME BEFORE CUP TWO, which is less a joke than a legally binding notice. Coworkers get a clear map of when it is safe to approach, and when they should simply set a refill down and leave without eye contact. The text wraps around the whole mug, so the rule follows you from the kitchen to the conference room to the car. Cup one is for waking up. Cup two is for being a person. Anything that happens between them is not your fault, and now there is a mug to back you up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, ready for hot chocolate, cider, cappuccino, lattes, matcha, cold brew, mocha or chai. It survives the microwave and the dishwasher, so it works as a coffee mug, a tea mug and an emergency soup cup. The print stays vivid on glossy white ceramic, and the handle is shaped for a comfortable, confident grip. Stacked lettering keeps the rule readable even when the owner is not fully awake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright, crisp wraparound print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-shaped handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: YOU CANNOT REASON WITH ME BEFORE CUP TWO in grey, yellow and black type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eGift Ideas for Coffee Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the manager who answers email at their own pace, the parent in the school drop-off line, and anyone who counts cups instead of hours. It works for a birthday, a work anniversary, a new job or a Secret Santa swap, and it is ready to use the second it comes out of the box. Add a bag of dark roast and you have given the gift of a polite boundary. It is also a smart pick for the friend who owns every mug except the honest one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash it before cup two, while you are still unreasonable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead-free and BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50900625915952,"sku":"29350322133140846129","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50900625948720,"sku":"13055412572979555220","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/you-cannot-reason-with-me-before-cup-two-coffee-mug-studio-lead.png?v=1793141081","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-coffee-mug-you-cannot-reason-with-me-before-cup-two","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}