{"product_id":"funny-declaration-mouse-pad-one-tired-person-office-desk-decor","title":"Funny Declaration Mouse Pad – One Tired Person Office Desk Decor","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Pad With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeclare it before you cross the border. This pad is a customs form for your morning commute: contents, one tired person. Origin, bed. Destination, desk. Value, disputed. It ends with a small, honest signature line that reads signed, reluctantly. It is a travel document for the most dangerous journey of the day, from the pillow to the keyboard, and it is hand-filled in green script on aged paper. Rest your mouse hand on it and every workday starts with an official acknowledgment that you showed up, and that showing up was the hard part. You have nothing to declare except exhaustion, and this pad does it with a fountain pen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Setup \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the vintage paperwork charm. A warm cream background with a bold black header block reads DECLARATION across the top, then four ruled lines give each label in black capitals and each answer in loose green handwriting, as if someone filled it out with a fountain pen on the way to work. Along the bottom, a thin rule leads to SIGNED, RELUCTANTLY in small type. The aged-paper tone feels softer than the dark pads, and the handwriting adds a human touch. It looks great on a clean desk, a wooden desk, or any workstation that needs a little character. Wired or wireless, your mouse gets a smooth, steady glide, and the non-slip base keeps the pad where you put it on a home office desk, a gaming station or a kitchen counter turned workstation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who is always running late, the coworker who hits snooze four times, and anyone who has ever muttered I am here under their breath. It is a funny gift for a new job, a birthday, or a person who needs to be seen. Tuck it in a card with a coffee voucher. It is charming, dry, and a good laugh. Tuck it in a card with a coffee voucher and sign it, reluctantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePad Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim 1\/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: a customs declaration form with contents one tired person, origin bed, destination desk, value disputed, signed reluctantly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Cleaning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDeclare the stain, then clean it. Spot clean with warm water and a little dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. There is no need to soak the whole pad. Value of the cleaning: disputed. Signed, reluctantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to soak the whole pad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":50900172275760,"sku":"16371864574107290675","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/declaration-one-tired-person-mouse-pad-front.png?v=1793133658","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-declaration-mouse-pad-one-tired-person-office-desk-decor","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}