{"product_id":"funny-office-mouse-pad-rx-one-job-take-daily","title":"Funny Office Mouse Pad – RX One Job Take Daily","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Pad With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoctor's orders: take one job, daily, and do not exceed one. This pad reads like a pharmacy label for the working world, with a bold RX at the top, ONE JOB in giant black capitals and a warning that tells you not to take more than one. The fine print lists the side effects as tiredness, email and meetings, which is the most accurate medical advice you will get all week. It is a joke with a straight face, a small piece of dry humor for anyone whose workday feels like a dosage that was set too high. Side effects may include a firm sense of boundaries, a quiet laugh at the water cooler and a sudden dislike of the word synergy. Ask your doctor if a mouse pad is right for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Setup \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the aged-paper look. A warm cream background with thin dark rules down both edges makes the pad feel like a real label taped to an old bottle, and the type does the rest. ONE JOB sits large in heavy black capitals, TAKE DAILY underneath, then a dry DO NOT EXCEED ONE line. At the bottom, SIDE EFFECTS lists tiredness, email and meetings in smaller type above a dark rule. It is light, easy on the eyes, and different from the dark pads people usually pick. Put it on a clean white desk or a wooden one and it looks like an in-joke the whole office is invited to. It suits office desks, gaming setups, student desks and laptop tables, and the smooth surface gives wired and wireless mice a steady glide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the nurse who has heard every pharmacy joke, the friend with three side hustles, and the coworker who keeps saying yes to everything. It is a smart gift for a new job, a retirement toast, or an office gift swap. Add a tiny bottle of mints and the bit is complete. It is dry, clever, and not mean at all. Add a bottle of mints and you have filled the prescription.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePad Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim 1\/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: a prescription label reading RX, ONE JOB, TAKE DAILY, DO NOT EXCEED ONE, with side effects of tiredness, email and meetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Cleaning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDirections: apply warm water and a little dish soap to stains as needed, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. Do not soak the whole pad. Do not exceed one cleaning per spill, and if the stain persists, see a very small sponge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to soak the whole pad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":50900196851760,"sku":"17536785302627231265","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/rx-one-job-mouse-pad-front.png?v=1793133826","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-office-mouse-pad-rx-one-job-take-daily","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}