{"product_id":"funny-office-mouse-pad-the-rules-of-the-desk","title":"Funny Office Mouse Pad – The Rules of the Desk","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Pad With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery office has rules nobody wrote down and everybody follows. This pad writes them down. Twelve numbered laws sit under a bold white headline and a red underline: this chair is mine, do not touch the pile, headphones on means gone, nothing is urgent before ten, and the one that matters most, go home on time. It is an employee handbook with a sense of humor and no HR department. Keep it under your mouse and every coworker who leans over to ask a question gets a polite, printed answer before you even look up from your screen. Nobody reads the company handbook, but everybody will read this, and only one set of rules on the desk will actually be enforced: yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Setup \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the clean, no-nonsense layout. A bold white headline reads THE RULES OF THE DESK across a deep charcoal field, with a thick red rule underneath and the twelve laws set in three tidy columns of small capitals. It looks like a sign from a very honest workplace, and the dark background keeps it sharp under bright office lights or a glowing monitor. The type is small enough to feel official and big enough that people actually stop and read it, which is the entire joke. It works in a cubicle, a shared studio, a home office with a roommate who keeps wandering in, or any desk that needs boundaries. It suits office desks, gaming setups, student desks and laptop tables, and the smooth surface gives wired and wireless mice a steady glide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the coworker who says no politely, the remote worker defending a corner of the kitchen table, and the manager who secretly agrees with every rule on here. It is a great Secret Santa gift, a promotion present, or a welcome-to-the-team joke that lands. Hand it over with a coffee and a straight face. They will keep it for years, and they will definitely quote number six. Hand it to the person who needs a policy for everything and wait for the first citation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePad Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim 1\/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: twelve numbered desk rules in white type on charcoal with a red underline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Cleaning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRule thirteen, unwritten: keep the pad clean. Spot clean it with warm water and a little dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots, like the ring left by a rule-breaking coffee cup. There is no need to soak the whole pad. Do it once in a while and the laws stay readable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to soak the whole pad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":50900207960112,"sku":"36798149757824465712","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/rules-of-the-desk-mouse-pad-front.png?v=1793133911","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-office-mouse-pad-the-rules-of-the-desk","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}