{"product_id":"funny-violation-notice-mouse-pad-sarcastic-office-desk-decor","title":"Funny Violation Notice Mouse Pad – Sarcastic Office Desk Decor","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Pad With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou have been caught red-handed with a little too much enthusiasm. This pad delivers the ticket in official yellow and cream: offense, enthusiasm. Location, the office. Fine, your weekend. Due, immediately. At the bottom, small but firm, it says appeals accepted, ignored anyway. It is a parking ticket for the most cheerful person in the building, and also a quiet protest for everyone who has been handed more work with a smile. Put it under your mouse and every reply feels a bit more like a legal matter. Appeals are accepted, ignored anyway and filed under never.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Setup \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the official-notice look. A cream card sits inside a dark charcoal border, topped with a bright yellow banner and heavy black headline, then four tidy rows in bold condensed type set in two columns, with thin yellow lines between them. It looks like a citation clipped to a windshield, only funnier and printed on your desk. The yellow header gives a dark pad a hit of caution-sign color, and the cream card keeps everything easy to read. It sits well on a shared office desk, a home studio, or any corner that needs a joke with some authority. The smooth surface is made for steady mouse gliding, so it works with wired and wireless mice at an office desk, a gaming setup or a laptop table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the coworker who says yes to everything, the boss who loves a new initiative, and the friend who gets in trouble for being too cheerful. It makes a sharp gift for an office swap, a promotion, or a farewell. Slide it across the desk with a straight face. It is official-looking, funny, and impossible to appeal. Slide it across the desk with a straight face and a very small fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePad Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim 1\/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: a violation notice with offense enthusiasm, location the office, fine your weekend, due immediately, and appeals accepted, ignored anyway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Cleaning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis citation can be cleaned without a court date. Spot clean with warm water and dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. There is no need to soak the whole pad. Fine for cleaning: one minute of your time, due immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to soak the whole pad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":50900174241840,"sku":"24131430218878459919","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/violation-notice-mouse-pad-front.png?v=1793133675","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/funny-violation-notice-mouse-pad-sarcastic-office-desk-decor","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}