{"product_id":"is-that-really-what-you-are-wearing-funny-doormat","title":"Is That Really What You Are Wearing Funny Doormat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomebody is about to ring your bell in the outfit they slept in, and your doormat is about to ask the question your face is too polite to ask. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU ARE WEARING stacks across the mat in heavy dark capitals, three lines of pure side-eye. It lands before anyone reaches the handle, and it lets you skip the awkward pause at the door. The delivery guy reads it and grins. Your mother-in-law reads it and sighs. Everyone gets the same honest greeting, and your porch gets a personality that no wreath ever managed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWear It Loud\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the attitude and the size of the lettering. The three stacked lines fill the whole mat, so the message reads from the sidewalk and not just from the top step. Dark letters sit inside a thin border on warm natural coir, which gives it a rustic, coffee-in-hand look that suits a porch, a stoop, or a covered entryway. It is loud without being cruel, and the joke works on neighbors, guests, and the guy dropping off a package alike. Set it down and it frames your door like a punchline waiting for its audience. Wipe your feet, check your outfit, and come in if you dare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy It's Yours\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the one who dresses for comfort and judges everybody out loud, but only on a doormat. This is for the friend with opinions about everyone's fashion, the host who greets people with sarcasm and a drink, and the new homeowner who wants the doorway to have a sense of humor. It makes a sharp housewarming gift, a birthday gag, or a small rebellion against the polite welcome mat. Whoever gets it will grin, then park it by the door and wait for the first victim.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eBuilt Different\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":50894423261232,"sku":"19892105224462082805","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/is-that-really-what-you-are-wearing-funny-doormat-studio.png?v=1793067408","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/is-that-really-what-you-are-wearing-funny-doormat","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}