{"product_id":"low-battery-mouse-pad-funny-tired-office-desk-decor","title":"Low Battery Mouse Pad – Funny Tired Office Desk Decor","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Pad With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome days you run at a hundred percent. Most days you are one red sliver away from shutting down. This pad shows exactly where you are: a giant battery icon, almost empty, over the words LOW BATTERY and a calm note that the estimated time remaining is unknown. It is funny because it is true, and it is true because you are reading it with your second coffee. Keep it under your mouse as a public warning to every coworker, teammate and roommate that you are operating on fumes and good intentions, and that the charger is a long way off. Charge your phone, your laptop and your will to live, in whatever order the outlets allow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Setup \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the stripped-down, screen-ready look. A wide battery outline with a single red bar sits at the top of a deep charcoal field, and LOW BATTERY lands below it in big white capitals. At the bottom, ESTIMATED TIME REMAINING shows in smaller white type with UNKNOWN in bright red, the same color as the sliver of power left. It looks like a phone warning, which is exactly why it works. It feels at home next to a dark monitor, a late-night gaming setup, or a study corner during finals week, and the red accent gives a dark desk one sharp pop of color without trying hard. Wired or wireless, your mouse gets a smooth, steady glide, and the non-slip base keeps the pad where you put it on a home office desk, a gaming station or a kitchen counter turned workstation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the night-shift worker, the exhausted student, the new parent hiding at a keyboard, and the friend who has been tired since 2019. It makes a kind, funny gift for anyone who needs to be told rest is allowed. Pair the joke with a good coffee and a promise to cover a task. It is relatable, quick to read, and gets a laugh every time. Add a phone charger and you have given the most useful gift in the history of the cubicle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePad Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim 1\/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: a nearly empty battery icon with the words LOW BATTERY and ESTIMATED TIME REMAINING UNKNOWN\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Cleaning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecharge the pad, not just yourself. When it gets dusty or smudged, spot clean it with warm water and dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. There is no need to soak the whole pad. Only the sliver of red battery is allowed to stay low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to soak the whole pad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":50900200554544,"sku":"30919762136538499518","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/low-battery-mouse-pad-front.png?v=1793133843","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/low-battery-mouse-pad-funny-tired-office-desk-decor","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}