{"product_id":"missing-motivation-mouse-pad-funny-office-desk-decor","title":"Missing Motivation Mouse Pad – Funny Office Desk Decor","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Pad With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomewhere between the alarm and the first meeting, your motivation walked out the door. This pad files the report. A stark MISSING notice in heavy red capitals announces one motivation, last seen Monday morning, with a firm instruction at the bottom: if found, return to desk. It is the most honest thing on your workstation, and it gets a laugh from everyone who has ever stared at a blinking cursor at nine fifteen. Put it where your hand rests all day and the search party starts every morning right where it should, looking for you to get started. Search parties have been sent out. Nobody has come back, and the desk is quieter for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Setup \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the missing-poster look. A thick white frame with red corner squares wraps a black field, and the word MISSING lands in huge red capitals above ONE MOTIVATION in bold white. Underneath, LAST SEEN MONDAY MORNING sets the scene, and IF FOUND RETURN TO DESK closes it out like a real notice stapled to a telephone pole. The high-contrast red, white and black reads from across the room, and it looks sharp next to a dark keyboard or a gaming setup. It is a small bit of theater for a small piece of desk, and it lands every single time someone glances down. The slim rounded rectangle sits neatly beside a keyboard, and its smooth, easy-to-clean surface gives any wired or wireless mouse a steady glide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who has been running on fumes since January, the new hire who already knows how this goes, and anyone whose Monday feels personal. It makes a good office gift, a birthday joke, or a get-well card for a motivation that left without notice. Add a sticky note that says reward offered and you are done. It is funny, familiar, and easy to give. Add a sticky note that says reward offered, and the joke finally gets a reward.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePad Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim 1\/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: a red and white missing notice reading MISSING, ONE MOTIVATION, last seen Monday morning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Cleaning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMissing: one clean pad. If this one picks up a little coffee, spot clean it with warm water and dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. There is no need to soak the whole pad, since it has been through enough. The notice stays crisp, and your motivation stays missing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to soak the whole pad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":50900205076528,"sku":"20928733449473206741","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/missing-motivation-mouse-pad-front.png?v=1793133927","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/missing-motivation-mouse-pad-funny-office-desk-decor","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}