{"product_id":"motivation-under-repair-mouse-pad-funny-office-desk-decor","title":"Motivation Under Repair Mouse Pad – Funny Office Desk Decor","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Pad With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease excuse the mess. Motivation is currently out of service. This pad puts up a caution sign for your workday: yellow and black hazard stripes across the top, a massive MOTIVATION UNDER REPAIR in thick white capitals, a polite request to use patience, and an estimated completion date of never. It is the honest status update you wish you could post on your office door, and now you can post it on your desk. Everyone who sees it knows to keep their expectations low and their questions short, and somehow that makes everything easier. Please excuse the inconvenience. We are working hard to do the bare minimum.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Setup \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the construction-site swagger. A bold yellow and black chevron band runs across the top edge of a deep charcoal field, and the headline stacks down the pad in huge, tightly packed white capitals. PLEASE USE PATIENCE sits underneath, then ESTIMATED COMPLETION: NEVER in smaller spaced-out type at the bottom. It looks like a road sign from a department that gave up, and the heavy contrast is easy to read from across a room. It feels natural beside a dark keyboard, a toolbox-style desk, or a home office where deadlines are only suggestions and the coffee never stops. The smooth surface is made for steady mouse gliding, so it works with wired and wireless mice at an office desk, a gaming setup or a laptop table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the contractor stuck behind a laptop, the coworker who always says almost done, and the friend rebuilding their whole life one Monday at a time. It makes a sharp gift for a job change, a birthday, or a team that has been through a rough quarter. Add a hard hat sticker and you are legend. It is loud, funny, and a little bit kind. Add a hard hat sticker and you have outfitted the entire workstation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePad Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim 1\/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: a hazard-striped sign reading MOTIVATION UNDER REPAIR, PLEASE USE PATIENCE, ESTIMATED COMPLETION: NEVER\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Cleaning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pad is under repair, but the surface can still take a wipe. Spot clean it with warm water and a little dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. There is no need to soak the whole pad. Estimated completion of cleaning: whenever you get around to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to soak the whole pad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":50900181385264,"sku":"29573881979689768486","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/motivation-under-repair-mouse-pad-front.png?v=1793133790","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/motivation-under-repair-mouse-pad-funny-office-desk-decor","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}