{"product_id":"no-weed-no-entry-doormat","title":"No Weed No Entry Doormat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome houses ask politely, and some put the rule right on the floor. NO WEED NO ENTRY fills the mat in four huge words of heavy dark lettering, a blunt little ultimatum that guests can't miss and can't help grinning at. It is a joke with a straight face, a doormat with a bouncer's attitude, and the loudest way to tell people what kind of house they are walking into. The message reads from the street, so every visitor is in on it before they reach the bell. Your entryway gets an unmistakable personality, and the first laugh of the night is already taken care of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWear It Loud\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the sheer size and bluntness of the lettering. Four heavy capitals stack across the mat in two lines, framed by a thin border on natural coir, and the whole thing looks like a sign from a place that takes its house rules extremely seriously. It reads from the sidewalk, so no one gets to the door without getting the joke. Put it on a porch, a stoop, or a covered entry and it sets the tone for every party, game night, and lazy Sunday hangout. It is not subtle and it is not trying to be. It is a loud, cheeky welcome that keeps the vibe exactly where you want it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy It's Yours\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the one who runs a house where everyone knows the rules and nobody takes them too seriously. This is for the friend with the legendary back patio, the roommate who treats the front step like a club entrance, and the person who needs a housewarming gift that will actually get a reaction. Give it with a grin and a warning that visitors will ask where it came from. It is bold, funny, and perfect for anyone who thinks a doormat should have an attitude, and who wants guests to feel the humor before they ever reach the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eBuilt Different\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":50894327840816,"sku":"15608103451246041574","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/no-weed-no-entry-doormat-studio.png?v=1793067409","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/no-weed-no-entry-doormat","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}