{"product_id":"not-welcome-but-here-you-are-doormat","title":"Not Welcome But Here You Are Doormat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDoormat With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eA doormat is supposed to say welcome. This one says NOT WELCOME in huge heavy capitals, then quietly admits BUT HERE YOU ARE in tiny spaced-out letters underneath. That is the whole joke, and it lands every time. Guests get the insult first and the hospitality second, which is exactly how most of us treat visitors anyway. Your entryway gets a sarcastic greeting with a soft landing, and nobody gets through the door without a grin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePorch \u0026amp; Entryway\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the contrast. NOT and WELCOME take up most of the mat in massive dark lettering, while the small closing line sits at the bottom inside a thin border on natural tan coir. It reads loud from the sidewalk and rewards anyone who looks closer. Put it on a porch, stoop, or covered entry and let people figure out how to feel about it. It is cheeky, confident, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eHousewarming Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the host who loves people but pretends not to, the sarcastic best friend, and the new homeowner who wants a housewarming gift with bite. It is a great gift for anyone whose love language is playful insults. Give it with a grin and watch the recipient pretend to be offended. It is funny, warm underneath, and perfect for people who mean it when they say come on in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eSize, Material \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips from the United States. International delivery takes 10 to 30 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":50899861307440,"sku":"43633405419271115120","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/not-welcome-but-here-you-are-doormat-studio.png?v=1793123778","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/not-welcome-but-here-you-are-doormat","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}