{"product_id":"office-bingo-mouse-pad-funny-corporate-buzzwords-desk-decor","title":"Office Bingo Mouse Pad – Funny Corporate Buzzwords Desk Decor","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Pad With Attitude\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery meeting is more fun when you are playing a game nobody else knows about. This pad is a full bingo card of corporate buzzwords: circle back, touch base, loop in, per my last email, deep dive, low hanging fruit, move the needle, pain point, next steps. The center square says FREE, and the rest of the board is waiting for someone to say synergy out loud. Keep a few small snacks nearby as markers and your next call turns into the only exciting part of the day. Nobody wins, but everybody leaves with a story. Bring snacks to use as markers and turn the next call into a game.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Setup \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the full-board energy. A crisp five-by-five grid of small white capitals fills a deep charcoal pad, with a huge white OFFICE BINGO headline above it and a neon yellow-green FREE square right in the middle that grabs the eye. The thin grid lines keep every phrase easy to find, and the whole layout looks like a card handed out at a team-building event nobody asked for. It is busy in the best way, with enough detail to read for a full meeting. It fits a home office, an open-plan bullpen, or any desk where the calls run long. Wired or wireless, your mouse gets a smooth, steady glide, and the non-slip base keeps the pad where you put it on a home office desk, a gaming station or a kitchen counter turned workstation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eDesk Gift Ideas\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the remote worker who survives meetings on humor, the team that already uses half these phrases, and the manager who needs a gentle roast. It makes a hilarious gift for a team swap, a new hire or a retirement send-off. Slip it in with a pack of candy markers and a note that says first to five wins. It is playful, sharp, and a very good time. Slip in a bag of candy markers and a note that says first to five wins.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003ePad Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlim 1\/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: a five by five bingo card of corporate buzzwords with a neon yellow-green FREE square\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003ch2 style=\"display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;font:inherit;color:inherit;letter-spacing:inherit;text-transform:inherit;line-height:inherit\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Cleaning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree square: a clean pad. Spot clean with warm water and dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. There is no need to soak the whole pad. Bingo, the cleaning is done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to soak the whole pad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":50900167098416,"sku":"13117378917191005537","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/office-bingo-mouse-pad-front.png?v=1793133502","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/office-bingo-mouse-pad-funny-corporate-buzzwords-desk-decor","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}