{"product_id":"one-joint-to-enter-funny-cannabis-doormat","title":"One Joint to Enter Funny Cannabis Doormat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery great house has one rule, and this doormat puts it in writing. ONE JOINT TO ENTER fills the mat in two lines of heavy dark capitals, a cheeky price of admission that guests read before their hand reaches the handle. It is the kind of line that starts a laugh, a grin, or a quick check of the pockets. Your porch gets attitude, your guests get a warning, and your entryway gets a story that nobody forgets. It is built for a house with a relaxed vibe, good company, and a sense of humor, where the front step sets the tone for everything that happens after the door swings open.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWear It Loud\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe picked this one for the bold two-line message and its rule-of-the-house energy. The lettering is huge, dark, and impossible to miss, framed by a thin border on natural coir that gives the whole mat a rustic, hand-lettered feel. It reads easily from the sidewalk, so the joke is delivered before anyone knocks, and it holds up under daily foot traffic on a porch, a stoop, or a covered entry. Put it down and your front door gets a personality that a regular welcome mat just can't compete with. It is a conversation piece, a gift idea, and a small act of rebellion against beige entryways, all in one rectangle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy It's Yours\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the one who runs a laid-back house where the rules are funny and the company is better. This is for the friend with a back patio that never closes, the roommate who treats the front step like a lounge, and the person who needs a housewarming gift with some attitude. Give it with a smirk and let them decide where it goes, because it will end up by the door whatever happens. It is bold, cheeky, and made for people who believe a good doormat should have a sense of humor and a decent opening line.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eBuilt Different\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"iic-accordion__content\"\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlace in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":50894328168496,"sku":"28135685109847589894","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/9542\/0976\/files\/one-joint-to-enter-funny-cannabis-doormat-studio.png?v=1793067409","url":"https:\/\/www.innocentlyinsane.com\/products\/one-joint-to-enter-funny-cannabis-doormat","provider":"Innocently Insane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}