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Unisex, so it works for women and men, and it comes in fourteen colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWear It Loud\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's how the day goes. You throw this on with jeans and sneakers and head to the store. Somewhere around aisle six, another tired adult reads your chest, nods slowly and says nothing. That nod is respect. The lettering does that: big bold capitals stacked over flowing script, with a black bar behind \"seems a bit excessive\" so nobody misses the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTuck it into shorts for a lazy weekend, throw an open flannel over it for a cool night or wear it under a blazer to the one meeting that could have been an email. It's a sarcastic graphic tee that goes with all of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy It's Yours\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy Friday you've paid the bills, answered the emails and kept at least one plant alive. You earned a shirt that admits how hard that was. The 100% cotton is light and soft at 180 gsm (5.3 oz), the regular cut fits without fuss and the print holds up wash after wash, so the joke stays sharp long after the week doesn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also makes the gift for the coworker who writes \"per my last email,\" the friend who has been \"fine\" for years, or you, because you deserve a shirt that gets it. Pick your color and go be as functional as you feel like today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eBuilt Different\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's what it's made of and how it's cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 180 gsm (5.3 oz), lightweight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Regular\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSleeve: Short sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeckline: Round neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Front center quote in bold capitals and cursive script\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeason: Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Basics, Casual\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine wash at 86°F on a gentle cycle, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low and avoid ironing on the print, do not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAKA: funny 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