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The figure holds up both hands, the roses bloom on either side and the checkered band adds a little punk edge. The word Cardio sits big and bold at the bottom so the punch line lands from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in Light Blue, White, Dark Gray, Dull Red, Black, Khaki, Gray Green, Pale Khaki and Navy Blue. The photos show the black one. Wear it with baggy jeans and sneakers, with biker shorts and a cap, or with a long skirt and boots. Add headphones and you have an excellent excuse to miss the group walk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhy It's Yours\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome people run for exercise, and some people take the long way around a crowd. This tee is for the second group, and it says so with a joke you do not have to explain. The loose cut leaves room to move, the light cotton breathes and the deep shoulders keep the look easy. It keeps its shape through repeat washing and makes a funny gift for the friend who treats avoiding small talk like a sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eBuilt Different\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's what it's made of and how it's cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 180 gsm (5.3 oz), lightweight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Loose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSleeve: Short sleeve with drop shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeckline: Round crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Front center graphic of a figure in a bandana with rock hands, roses and a checkered strip, with Avoiding People Is My Cardio lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Light Blue, White, Dark Gray, Dull Red, Black, Khaki, Gray Green, Pale Khaki, Navy Blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAKA: womens avoiding people is my cardio shirt, funny introvert workout tee, rock hands roses graphic t shirt, sarcastic drop shoulder tee, introvert humor gift shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eFit \u0026amp; Size Guide\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eCut loose on purpose, so it's roomy through the body. 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