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Emerald Green and Black Tumbler With Lid and Straw, 20oz Stainless Steel, Reusable Water Bottle, Slim Coffee Cup

Emerald Green and Black Tumbler With Lid and Straw, 20oz Stainless Steel, Reusable Water Bottle, Slim Coffee Cup

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Tumbler With Attitude

Hazel has a theory that her husband Ron owns exactly nine flannel shirts and loses one a month, which means by now there should be none left. She has searched the garage, the truck, the shed and one very suspicious pile of firewood. The shirts are gone, the plaid is gone, and the only evidence Ron ever left behind was a single red stain on the couch from Thanksgiving, which he insists was cranberry sauce and which Hazel insists was a crime. They do not discuss it at holiday dinner anymore.

So she bought a tumbler that looks like his missing flannel. Deep green and black squares wrap all the way around, and a band of dark red drips down from the top like a family secret. It is a very serious cup. When Ron saw it, he asked where it was found. Hazel said it was in the same place as the shirts, which is nowhere you are allowed to look. Ron stared at the red drips and then at her, and then he quietly handed over a twenty dollar bill and asked for his own.

Now the two of them carry matching tumblers to the farm store, the tree lot and church, and neither has lost one yet, because Hazel keeps hers in the cup holder and Ron keeps his within her line of sight. It is a slim twenty ounce stainless steel tumbler with a lid and a reusable straw, washable by hand and impossible to hide. If you love a good emerald green, a bold check or a partner who loses things, this is a gift worth wrapping. The shirts may never come back, but the cup always will.

Sip Anywhere

Fill it with coffee for the early shift, cider for the hayride or ice water for the kitchen floor you are about to scrub. The straw keeps one hand open for the hammer, the leash or the last piece of pie, and the lid stays put when the truck hits the same pothole it has hit every day since March. It looks sharp on a porch rail, in a cup holder and on the counter of a diner booth where nobody asks what the red drip is, because they already know it is cranberry. Probably.

Gift Ideas

A husband who keeps losing flannel shirts finally gets one thing in the house that does not disappear. Hand it to the neighbor who lends out her tools and never gets them back, and enjoy her reaction to a cup she will actually keep. Wrap it for the mother-in-law who comments on everyone's holiday outfits, and let the bold check start a new conversation. It reaches a lot of people because green and black go with every table and every family secret.

Details & Care

  • Durable stainless steel construction resists rust and corrosion
  • 20 oz (600 ml) capacity
  • Includes a lid and reusable straw
  • Full 360 degree printable cylindrical surface
  • Protective glossy varnish finish
  • Colors: emerald green, black and dark red
  • Hand wash only
  • AKA: Emerald Green and Black Tumbler With Lid and Straw, 20oz Stainless Steel, Reusable Water Bottle, Slim Coffee Cup
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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