Navy Blue Can Cooler, Beer Can Koozie, Soda Can Sleeve Drink Holder, Insulated Foam Hugger

Gus works the loading dock at the distribution center, third shift, and the break room fridge is a lawless place. Seltzers vanish. Yogurts vanish. Last December somebody took half a sandwich and left the crust, which Gus considers an act of cruelty. He has labeled his cans, hidden them behind the ketchup, and once tried to guard the fridge with a folding chair. The chair was stolen. The thief was never found, but the chair was spotted in a locker two weeks later.

Then the navy blue can cooler turns up in his locker, and it changes the whole dock. It is deep night blue, knitted-looking, with rows of little white Santa faces in red hats and white snowflakes drifting between them. Forty Santas, all staring straight ahead with the same flat expression. Gus slides his can in, sets it on the shelf and walks away. Nobody touches it. A forklift driver named Big Ray walks up, makes eye contact with a Santa, says something quiet that sounds like an apology and backs away.

It turns out a man will steal a seltzer from the fridge but not from forty watchful elves who know when you have been sleeping and when you are awake. The sleeve holds a regular can, the foam liner keeps it snug, and the polyester shell dries quickly after a wet pull from the cooler. If your drink keeps going missing at work, at the lake or at the family party, put a crowd of Santas on guard. The chair is still missing, though.

The soft foam liner hugs a regular can and keeps your hand warm against the aluminum. The polyester shell dries quickly, holds its shape and weighs almost nothing, so it rides in a lunch bag, a coat pocket or a glove box without complaint. The navy print wraps all the way around, which means the snowflakes face the room no matter how you turn the can. Handy on a cold porch, a loading dock or anywhere cold hands meet a colder drink. It never asks for a recharge, a plug or an apology.

Drop it in the stocking of the night-shift worker who has already lost three lunches to the shared fridge. Pass it to the cabin host who lines up identical cans on the railing and cannot tell whose is whose by the second round. Hand it to the aunt with a Christmas sweater for every day of December: she now owns the matching drink accessory, and she will not stop talking about it. Wrap it flat and it will not look like much until it is wrapped around a can.

• Durable 100% polyester exterior that retains its shape and dries quickly
• Soft 100% foam liner for stability and a firm grip
• Bright, crisp edge-to-edge print with vibrant colors
• Lightweight, smooth construction for easy carrying
• Available for regular cans (3.5" x 4.3")
• Care: wipe with a damp cloth and air dry, or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth
• AKA: navy blue can cooler, beer can koozie, soda can sleeve drink holder, insulated foam hugger