• Front view of a sky blue short-sleeve graphic tee on a white background showing an opossum in glasses and a tie bursting through a wall with flying papers and the words OUT OF OFFICE FOREVER.
  • Black short-sleeve graphic tee on a dark studio background showing an opossum in glasses and a tie bursting through a wall with flying papers and the words OUT OF OFFICE FOREVER.
  • Back view of the brown short-sleeve tee with a clean, smooth back, shown flat on a white background to compare with the front artwork.
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Out of Office Forever Opossum Graphic Tee – Funny Burnout Shirt

Out of Office Forever Opossum Graphic Tee – Funny Burnout Shirt

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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Color: Sky Blue
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Why You Need It

Your manager schedules a meeting to discuss the meeting. You nod, smile, and picture the opossum on this shirt instead: glasses crooked, necktie flapping, bursting through the office wall in a blizzard of loose paper while your swivel chair rolls off without you. That is the whole energy. OUT OF OFFICE FOREVER is spelled out in cut-and-paste ransom-note letters, like a resignation letter written by someone who has stopped asking for permission. It is funny, it is a little unhinged, and it says what the group chat has been thinking since Monday morning. Wear it on casual Friday and watch who laughs first.

Wear It Loud

We picked this one for the chaos packed into a single illustration. The opossum is drawn in scratchy, detailed ink with a wide-eyed, teeth-out grin, round glasses and a loosened tie, caught mid-leap as the wall behind it cracks outward like a shattered screen. Sheets of paper explode in every direction, a coffee mug tumbles through the air, a tiny desk cactus holds on for dear life, and an abandoned office chair spins below with a little bug riding along. The ransom-note letters come in mismatched sizes and shades, so the words look taped together by someone who means it, and they pop against the soft grayscale art. Every time you look, there is one more small detail to find.

Why It's Yours

You answer emails at 4:59 and mean every word of "per my last message." Your calendar is full of meetings that could have been nothing, and you keep a secret daydream of walking out mid-sentence with a stapler in each hand. This is the shirt for coworkers with a sense of humor, freelancers celebrating a hard-won escape, night-shift survivors, and anyone who has ever muted a call just to sigh in peace. Good for the commute, the happy hour, and the day you finally use your vacation days.

Built Different

Here's what it's made of and how it's cut.

  • Fabric: 100% cotton, thin and lightweight
  • Weight: 180 gsm (5.3 oz), moderate breathability
  • Fit: Regular fit
  • Neckline: Round neck (crew neck)
  • Sleeve: Short sleeve, regular sleeve style
  • Graphics: One large opossum illustration on the front chest with the ransom-note words OUT OF OFFICE FOREVER across the middle of the artwork
  • Colors: 16 colors
  • Sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • AKA: opossum graphic tee, funny office shirt, burnout shirt, out of office shirt, ransom note lettering tee, dark humor tee
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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