Red, Black and Orange Tumbler With Lid and Straw, 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler, Slim Coffee Cup, Travel Mug

Nobody has ever accused Lorraine of having a quiet household. She has four kids, two dogs, a husband who talks to the television and a tree that has been decorated eleven times since Thanksgiving. She is up at five, down at midnight and runs on coffee, glitter and spite. People ask how she does it. She says she does not, she just looks very good while it falls apart.

The tumbler arrives on a Tuesday and she understands it instantly. A red and white gingham check wraps the front, with a skull in sunglasses, a bun and a bandana in the center, and the words Merry Mama written beneath it. The sides are loud with red lights, striped patterns and brown and black spots. It looks like a holiday party exploded in the best way possible. She puts it down on the counter next to the pile of laundry and the pile of permission slips and decides that finally something in the house matches her mood.

Now it goes everywhere she goes: school pickup, the grocery store, the long line at the post office. People stop her to ask where she got it. She tells them to find one before the kids do. The skull gives her the same expression she gives everyone at three in the afternoon, and the coffee inside keeps her upright until bedtime. If you are the mama who holds it together with caffeine and sarcasm, this red, black and orange tumbler is for you, with room for a refill and no room for excuses.

Mama has a full day, and this tumbler has a full cup. Pour in hot coffee for the carpool line, iced tea for the soccer sideline or a smoothie for the drive between the grocery store and the pickup lane. The red gingham, the skull in sunglasses and the colorful stripes look right at home next to a pile of permission slips. It fits in the cup holder, sits steady on a sideline bench and the straw means one hand stays open for the clipboard, the leash or the toddler. When a coworker asks where you found it, you can say it found you and walk away.

Give it to your sister with four kids and she will send you a photo of it in the car the next morning. Hand it to a teacher with a skull sense of humor and she will put it on her desk right next to the grade book. Slip it into the white elephant pile and the mamas will fight over it politely. Wrap it for your friend, who runs the class party on caffeine alone and watch her take a sip and say nothing. Any mama who holds the household together with sarcasm and snacks will feel seen, and very slightly caffeinated.

• Durable stainless steel, rust and corrosion resistant
• 20 oz (600 ml) capacity
• Includes a lid and reusable straw
• Cylindrical design with a 360 degree design area
• Protective glossy varnish finish over the design
• Colors: red and white check with a skull woman in sunglasses, red lights, colorful stripes and brown and black spots
• Hand wash only
• AKA: Red, Black and Orange Tumbler With Lid and Straw, 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler, Slim Coffee Cup, Travel Mug