White, Black and Green Tumbler With Lid and Straw, 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler, Slim Coffee Cup, Travel Mug

Granny Mabel has been to forty-one funerals and thirty-three bake sales, and she has a policy about skeletons: they are the only guests who never grumble about the food. So when the grandkids ask what she wants for Christmas, she tells them, a drink that matches her sense of humor, preferably with bones.

They find it. A silvery white tumbler, dusted in frost and covered in holly leaves and red berries, with tiny black skeletons dancing across it in red hats, arms thrown wide, one doing something that looks very close to a cartwheel. A red script says the owner is freaking jolly, and the bones certainly look it. Granny Mabel holds the tumbler up to the light, counts the skeletons and decides they are the best dancers she has ever met. They have rhythm, they have attitude and none of them step on her feet. Her favorite one wears a tiny red hat tipped over one eye, like a bouncer at a very small party.

On Christmas morning she fills it with coffee and takes it to the table, where the skeletons dance beside her through three helpings of ham and a long story from her brother-in-law that she wisely ignores. The grandkids ask whether the bones are creepy. Granny says they are the only ones at the table behaving. After the holidays she takes the tumbler to bingo, where it makes friends. If you like your Christmas cheer with a little graveyard humor, a lot of holly and a cup that never skips a dance, this white, black and green tumbler is the best-dressed guest at the party.

Bring the dancing bones to the table. Fill this tumbler with coffee for breakfast, iced tea for the long afternoon or something cold for the commute, and the little skeletons in their red hats do a quiet jig on every sip. The frosty white background and holly keep it festive, the straw means you can sip without taking your eyes off the bingo card, and the thin black outlines look sharp against a kitchen counter. It rides in a cup holder, stays upright on a card table and goes unnoticed by the rest of the family until someone leans in and asks, very slowly, whether those are skeletons.

Hand it to your grandmother with the dark sense of humor and she will hold it up at church bingo, loudly. Give it to the cousin who loves Halloween and grumbles that Christmas ruins it, and he will finally be at peace. Slip it into the office gift swap and the person who gets it will either gasp or cackle, and that is the one you want. Wrap it for a nurse or a night-shift friend who has seen things. Whoever gets it will be the only one at the party who can say their cup knows how to dance.

• Durable stainless steel, rust and corrosion resistant
• 20 oz (600 ml) capacity
• Includes a lid and reusable straw
• Cylindrical design with a 360 degree design area
• Protective glossy varnish finish over the design
• Colors: white and silver with small black skeletons, holly leaves, red berries and a red hat
• Hand wash only
• AKA: White, Black and Green Tumbler With Lid and Straw, 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler, Slim Coffee Cup, Travel Mug