• Funny certificate of attendance mouse pad with a wax seal, flat front view
  • Top view of the certificate of attendance mouse pad beside a laptop keyboard
  • Certificate of attendance mouse pad at an angle with a white computer mouse
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Certificate of Attendance Mouse Pad – Funny Office Desk Decor

Certificate of Attendance Mouse Pad – Funny Office Desk Decor

$19.99 USD
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Desk Pad With Attitude

You showed up, and that deserves some kind of recognition. This pad awards it in the most official way possible: an ornate certificate with a huge CERTIFICATE OF ATTENDANCE headline, a line reading awarded for showing up and nothing else, and a wax seal in the corner. At the bottom, a signature line says signed, nobody. It is a trophy for the one achievement every workday depends on, and it never asks for a speech. Keep it under your mouse and each morning you get a small, framed reminder that being there counts, even when nothing else does. It is awarded for showing up and nothing else, which is more honest than most awards.

Desk Setup & Style

We picked this one for the fancy-diploma feel. An aged cream background carries ornate scrollwork and thin vertical borders down both sides, with the headline set in a tall, stately serif and a tiny, polite line of text underneath. A wax seal in warm brown sits low in the corner, and a thin signature line reads SIGNED, NOBODY. It looks like a school award you found in an attic, only funnier and on your desk. The soft paper tone brightens a dark workspace, and the old-world detail feels charming next to a modern monitor and a loud keyboard. The smooth surface is made for steady mouse gliding, so it works with wired and wireless mice at an office desk, a gaming setup or a laptop table.

Desk Gift Ideas

For the coworker who is always in the room, the friend who is proud of perfect attendance, and the new hire who needs a small win. It is a good gift for an office party, an anniversary, or a farewell that needs some humor. Pair it with a gold ribbon and hand it over with ceremony. It is formal, funny, and surprisingly sweet. Pair it with a gold ribbon and hand it over with ceremony and a very short speech.

Pad Specs

  • Smooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding
  • Full-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color
  • Non-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place
  • High-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing
  • Slim 1/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners
  • Size: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)
  • Design: an ornate certificate reading CERTIFICATE OF ATTENDANCE, awarded for showing up and nothing else, with a wax seal and signed, nobody

Care & Cleaning

The certificate stays valid for years if you treat it kindly. Spot clean with warm water and a little dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. There is no need to soak the whole pad. The wax seal remains exactly as dignified as it is today.

  • Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
  • Use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots
  • No need to soak the whole pad
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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