Did You Bring Anything Doormat
Did You Bring Anything Doormat
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Doormat With Attitude
Showing up empty-handed is a crime in some houses, and this mat enforces it. DID YOU BRING ANYTHING fills the mat in tall condensed capitals, a greeting that doubles as a shakedown. Guests read it, laugh, and start checking their pockets. It is a joke with a straight face and a hungry stomach behind it. Your entryway gets a toll booth that runs on snacks, drinks, and good intentions.
Porch & Entryway
We picked this one for the tall, stretched lettering. Two lines of dark capitals fill the mat inside a thin border on natural tan coir and read from the sidewalk without effort. Put it on a porch, stoop, or covered entry and it sets expectations before anyone rings the bell. It is not subtle and it is not shy. It is a loud, cheeky welcome for hosts who feed everybody and still expect a contribution.
Housewarming Gift Ideas
For the friend who always hosts, the family member who runs the holiday table, and the new homeowner who needs a housewarming gift with a sense of humor. Give it with a grin and a bag of chips as a peace offering. It is funny, bold, and perfect for anyone who believes visitors should pay admission in food.
Size, Material & Care
- Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly
- Black vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place
- 24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick
- Designed mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Place in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.
- Ships from the United States. International delivery takes 10 to 30 business days.
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Faq's
Shipping
Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.
Returns
Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.
Washing
- Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
- Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
- Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
- Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.
Drying
- Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
- Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
- Don’t dry it on high heat.
- Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.
Poster/Canvas Care
Care Instructions: Poster
Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.
Care Instructions: Canvas
Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.
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