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Funny Sarcasm Sweatshirt – Heavyweight Crewneck Sarcastic Graphic Pullover

Funny Sarcasm Sweatshirt – Heavyweight Crewneck Sarcastic Graphic Pullover

Regular price $49.99 USD
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Why You Need It

Welcome to the services menu. Item one: sarcasm. Item two: more sarcasm. Item three: a dry look over the top of your coffee that says everything your mouth is too polite to. This sweatshirt is the front desk of your personality, with “Sarcasm” written in cursive across the top, “JUST ONE OF THE MANY” stacked in heavy capitals in the middle, and “Services OFFER” closing it out on a black band.

It's a heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt in a thick cotton and polyester blend with a touch of stretch. Unisex, so it works for women and men, with a loose, relaxed fit, and it comes in six colors.

Wear It Loud

We picked this one for how well it announces you before you open your mouth. The black lettering is big, centered and laid out like a shop sign, with the cursive word on top giving it a dry, knowing wink and the black band underneath locking the whole thing in. People read it, pause, and then decide whether they're brave enough to start a conversation. That's a service in itself.

The fit is loose with dropped shoulders, so it layers well over a tee or a hoodie and doesn't pinch anywhere. Wear it with relaxed jeans and sneakers on a cold morning, with joggers on a lazy Sunday, or under a coat on the commute. It's a heavy, comfortable crewneck that feels like a blanket and looks like an opinion.

Why It's Yours

Because you've been providing this service for free for years, and it's time you got some merchandise. The heavy fabric feels soft and substantial, the touch of stretch lets it move with you, and the print stays sharp through the wash, so the sarcasm never fades even if the sweatshirt gets a little well-loved.

It also makes the gift for the coworker who answers every email with one perfectly dry sentence, the sibling who delivers the best eye-roll in the family, the friend who can't resist a setup, or you, the full-service professional. Pick your color and open for business.

Built Different

Here's what it's made of and how it's cut.

  • Fabric: 48.9% polyester, 43.4% cotton, 7.7% spandex
  • Weight: 400 gsm (11.8 oz), heavyweight
  • Fit: Loose
  • Sleeve: Long sleeve, drop shoulder
  • Neckline: Round neck with ribbed collar, cuffs and hem
  • Print: Front center cursive and bold capital lettering with a black band
  • Season: Spring, Autumn, Winter
  • Style: Casual, Streetwear
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL (size chart in the photos)
  • Care: Machine wash at 86°F on a gentle cycle, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low and avoid ironing on the print, do not dry clean
  • AKA: funny sarcasm sweatshirt, sarcastic crewneck, heavyweight sweatshirt, sarcasm services sweatshirt, funny sweatshirt for women and men, cotton blend pullover
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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