• Dark Green oversized boxy fleece hoodie with black First I drink the coffee then I teach the kids lettering with a star ribbon banner on the back
  • Heather gray oversized boxy fleece hoodie with black First I drink the coffee then I teach the kids lettering with a star ribbon banner on the back shown against a dark studio backdrop
  • Front view of the oversized boxy fleece hoodie in blue with a front pocket
  • Size chart in inches and centimeters for the oversized boxy fleece hoodie, showing length, shoulder, chest and sleeve length
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Teacher Coffee Hoodie – First I Drink the Coffee Funny Teacher Oversized Hoodie

Teacher Coffee Hoodie – First I Drink the Coffee Funny Teacher Oversized Hoodie

$49.99 USD
$49.99 USD
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Color: Dark Green
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Why You Need It

Seven in the morning, thirty degrees, a bright vest and a whistle. You are on bus duty, and a long line of sleepy kids is about to step off a long line of buses. This is the hoodie for that exact moment, and the message is on the back where the line can read it: “First I drink the coffee, then I teach the kids.” A ribbon banner with little stars frames the words like a gold-star award for showing up.

It's an oversized boxy fleece hoodie in a thick cotton blend. Unisex, so it works for women and men, and it comes in eight colors.

Wear It Loud

We picked this one for the back print. Kids line up behind you, and every one of them gets a free read of the motto while you wave the next bus in. The black lettering is big and bold, set above and below the star banner, and it holds its own on a cold playground with a hundred other things going on. The front stays clean and simple with a pocket for your hands, a hood for the wind and a drawstring to pull it all tight.

The fit is boxy and oversized, so it layers easily over a long-sleeve tee or a button-down and still moves with you. Wear it with jeans and boots on a crisp morning, with leggings and sneakers for a field day, or over school-day clothes when the heat in the building is more of a suggestion. It's a warm, roomy, fleece-lined hoodie that survives recess.

Why It's Yours

Because the early mornings, the chalk dust and the lost mittens are all part of the job, and the job deserves proper gear. The fleece lining traps heat, the cotton blend outside stays soft and keeps its shape, and the print stays bold through the wash, so you can wear it on repeat all winter.

It also makes a gift that gets used, for the teacher on your list who has everything except warm hands, a coworker who never complains about duty, the new teacher on her first cold morning, or you, because you do the early shift with a smile. Pick your color, fill the mug and wave the bus in.

Built Different

Here's what it's made of and how it's cut.

  • Fabric: 53% polyester, 42% cotton, 5% other fiber, with a fleece lining
  • Weight: 345 gsm (10.2 oz), heavyweight
  • Fit: Oversized, boxy
  • Sleeve: Long sleeve, drop shoulder
  • Neckline: Hooded with drawstring
  • Details: Front pocket
  • Print: Back center black lettering with a star ribbon banner
  • Season: Spring, Autumn, Winter
  • Style: Casual, Streetwear
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL (size chart in the photos)
  • Care: Machine wash at 86°F on a gentle cycle, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low and avoid ironing on the print, do not dry clean
  • AKA: funny teacher hoodie, teacher coffee hoodie, oversized boxy teacher hoodie, back print teacher sweatshirt, fleece lined hoodie for teachers, teacher gift hoodie
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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