Everyone in Here Is High Doormat
Everyone in Here Is High Doormat
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Doormat With Attitude
Some houses skip the small talk and put the truth on the floor. EVERYONE IN HERE IS HIGH fills the mat in tall heavy capitals, a cheerful disclosure for anyone about to walk in. It tells guests exactly what the vibe is and dares them to match it. It is a joke with a straight face, and it saves the whole explanation. Your entryway gets an honest, easygoing warning and a laugh before the door even opens.
Porch & Entryway
We picked this one for the big, confident lettering. Two lines of dark capitals stretch across the mat inside a thin border on natural tan coir, and they read from the sidewalk. Put it on a porch, stoop, or covered entry and it sets a laid-back tone for game nights, movie marathons, and long lazy afternoons. It is not subtle and it is not nervous about it. It is a loud, cheeky welcome for a very relaxed house.
Housewarming Gift Ideas
For the friend with the legendary couch, the roommate who treats snacks as a food group, and anyone who needs a housewarming gift with a wink. Give it with a grin and a bag of chips. It is funny, bold, and perfect for people whose house rules are mostly about staying comfortable.
Size, Material & Care
- Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly
- Black vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place
- 24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick
- Designed mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Place in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.
- Ships from the United States. International delivery takes 10 to 30 business days.
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Shipping
Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.
Returns
Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.
Washing
- Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
- Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
- Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
- Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.
Drying
- Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
- Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
- Don’t dry it on high heat.
- Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.
Poster/Canvas Care
Care Instructions: Poster
Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.
Care Instructions: Canvas
Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.
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