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Funny Coffee Mug – Cup Three Is Where I Become A Person

Funny Coffee Mug – Cup Three Is Where I Become A Person

Regular price $19.99 USD
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Mug With Attitude

Cup one gets you upright, cup two gets you talking and cup three finally gets you to a human level. Pale cream lettering with a red offset shadow reads CUP THREE IS WHERE I BECOME A PERSON, and it tracks your progress and warns everyone that the transformation is not complete yet. The red shadow gives the type a dramatic, slightly cursed look, which fits the mood. The lettering wraps around the entire ceramic, so the progress report is visible from every direction. Pour and refill, then wait for the person to appear. The mug will not rush the process. It has seen early versions of you and kept the coffee coming through every one of them.

Mug Details

Sized at 11 oz or 15 oz, it takes on lattes, mocha, iced tea, cider, hot chocolate, espresso, drip coffee or hot tea. Microwave and dishwasher safe means it works for a quick reheat and an easy cleanup, whatever you are drinking. Crisp color on glossy white ceramic, plus a comfortable C-shaped handle, makes it a mug you will reach for first. The cream and red look warm, like the third cup should.

  • Glossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish
  • Bright, crisp wraparound print
  • Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
  • Comfortable C-shaped handle
  • Design: CUP THREE IS WHERE I BECOME A PERSON in pale cream type with a red offset on white

Gift Ideas for Coffee Lovers

For the slow starter, the shift worker, and the roommate who needs three tries to join the day. It works for a birthday, a new job, a Secret Santa swap or a housewarming. Pair it with a bag of strong coffee, and maybe a spare alarm clock. It is also a good gift for the friend who shows up late with a smile and a refill.

Care & Safety

Wash it between cup two and cup three, when you are halfway to human.

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free
  • Care: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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