• Funny coffee mug printed with "EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE", front view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE", shown on a dark studio background
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE", back view showing the handle
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE", left side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE", right side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE", 15 oz size, back view showing the handle
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE", 15 oz size, left side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE", 15 oz size, right side view
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Funny Coffee Mug – Existing Is Expensive

Funny Coffee Mug – Existing Is Expensive

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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Mug With Attitude

Three words, no explanation needed. Short, heavy black lettering on white reads EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE, and it covers rent, groceries, coffee and a hundred small subscriptions in the shortest and most honest way possible. It is a calm joke for a very noisy bank statement. The big black capitals are easy to read from across a room, which is useful when someone asks how things are going. The type wraps around the entire ceramic, so the statement is visible from every angle. Take a sip and accept that the price of a cup of coffee is the cheapest part of the day. The mug was the best purchase this month, and it did not need a subscription.

Mug Details

Pick an 11 oz or a 15 oz and pour hot chocolate, chai, cider, iced tea, espresso, soup, drip coffee or matcha. It is microwave and dishwasher safe, so it works as a coffee mug, a tea mug, or the bowl you pretend is not a bowl when you reheat leftovers. The bright glossy finish shows off the wraparound print, and the roomy C-shaped handle makes carrying a full cup easy. Short, heavy type says it all, and it does not charge extra.

  • Glossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish
  • Bright, crisp wraparound print
  • Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
  • Comfortable C-shaped handle
  • Design: EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE in black capitals on white

Gift Ideas for Coffee Lovers

For the adult paying every bill at once, the recent grad, and the friend who groans at the grocery store. It suits a birthday, a graduation, a housewarming or a Secret Santa swap, and it is ready to use right away. Add a coffee gift card and you have given a small, practical break. It is also a funny gift for a parent, who has been saying this since the nineties.

Care & Safety

Cleaning it is one of the few things that costs nothing.

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free
  • Care: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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