• Funny coffee mug printed with "GOOD MORNING / I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED", front view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "GOOD MORNING / I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED", shown on a dark studio background
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "GOOD MORNING / I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED", back view showing the handle
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "GOOD MORNING / I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED", left side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "GOOD MORNING / I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED", right side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "GOOD MORNING / I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED", 15 oz size, back view showing the handle
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "GOOD MORNING / I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED", 15 oz size, left side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "GOOD MORNING / I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED", 15 oz size, right side view
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Funny Coffee Mug – Good Morning I See The Assassins Have Failed

Funny Coffee Mug – Good Morning I See The Assassins Have Failed

$19.99 USD
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Mug With Attitude

A villain's greeting for a villain's breakfast. Dramatic black blackletter on white reads GOOD MORNING on a top line, followed by I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED, and it turns the first sip into a theatrical moment. It fits the person who likes their mornings a little dark and their sense of humor a little darker. The gothic type wraps around the full ceramic, so the monologue is visible from every angle of the castle. Stir your coffee slowly with one hand and gaze out the window with the other. The kitchen is your throne room. The cat is your court. The assassins were never very good anyway, and the coffee is getting cold.

Mug Details

Sized at 11 oz or 15 oz, it takes on hot tea, chai, soup, flat white, lattes, matcha, iced tea or hot chocolate. Go ahead and warm it in the microwave, then toss it in the dishwasher afterward, because it is built for both. Crisp color on glossy white ceramic, plus a comfortable C-shaped handle, makes it a mug you will reach for first. The blackletter looks ancient, which is perfect for a morning that feels like a long reign.

  • Glossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish
  • Bright, crisp wraparound print
  • Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
  • Comfortable C-shaped handle
  • Design: GOOD MORNING / I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED in black blackletter on white

Gift Ideas for Coffee Lovers

For the goth who wakes up in a good mood, the theater kid, and the friend who loves a dramatic entrance. It works for a birthday, a Halloween gift, a Secret Santa swap or a housewarming for someone with candles in every room. Pair it with a bag of dark roast and a black candle to complete the ritual. It is also a fun pick for a fantasy reader, who has opinions about villains.

Care & Safety

The assassins failed, but a coffee ring is still a threat.

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free
  • Care: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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