• Funny coffee mug printed with "I PAY TO LIVE AND THE SERVICE IS BAD", front view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I PAY TO LIVE AND THE SERVICE IS BAD", shown on a dark studio background
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I PAY TO LIVE AND THE SERVICE IS BAD", back view showing the handle
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I PAY TO LIVE AND THE SERVICE IS BAD", left side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I PAY TO LIVE AND THE SERVICE IS BAD", right side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I PAY TO LIVE AND THE SERVICE IS BAD", 15 oz size, back view showing the handle
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I PAY TO LIVE AND THE SERVICE IS BAD", 15 oz size, left side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I PAY TO LIVE AND THE SERVICE IS BAD", 15 oz size, right side view
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Funny Coffee Mug – I Pay To Live And The Service Is Bad

Funny Coffee Mug – I Pay To Live And The Service Is Bad

$19.99 USD
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Mug With Attitude

Rent, bills, subscriptions and a healthy amount of stress, and the experience still comes with no refund policy. Navy and gold lettering on a loud red wrap files the complaint for you: I PAY TO LIVE AND THE SERVICE IS BAD. It is the review you would leave if adulthood had a customer support line, and it gives you something warm to hold while you wait for management to respond. The text wraps around the ceramic, so your one-star review is visible on every side of the desk. Sip slowly. The hold music is long, the manager is unavailable and the only thing improving is the coffee. At least the mug is five stars.

Mug Details

Two sizes, 11 oz and 15 oz, and both are happy with chai, cold brew, drip coffee, americano, lattes, iced tea, mocha or matcha. Go ahead and warm it in the microwave, then toss it in the dishwasher afterward, because it is built for both. A glossy white finish keeps the print bright, and the C-shaped handle gives your fingers a comfortable grip through every refill. The red wrap is bold, and the navy and gold keep the complaint looking official.

  • Glossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish
  • Bright, crisp wraparound print
  • Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
  • Comfortable C-shaped handle
  • Design: I PAY TO LIVE AND THE SERVICE IS BAD in navy and gold type on red

Gift Ideas for Coffee Lovers

For the adult with too many bills, the new renter, and the friend who reads every terms and conditions page just to complain. It works for a birthday, a housewarming, a Secret Santa swap or a first-apartment gift, and it is ready to use right away. Slip in a coffee gift card and you have made a small deposit into someone's account. It also suits the person who always says things are fine, because this mug says what they will not.

Care & Safety

Cleaning is the one service here that works as advertised.

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free
  • Care: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Faq's

Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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