Funny Coffee Mug – My Money Has Commitment Issues
Funny Coffee Mug – My Money Has Commitment Issues
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Mug With Attitude
Your paycheck shows up, stays about a day and leaves without saying goodbye. This mug puts that relationship status on your desk in crisp white type on solid black: MY MONEY HAS COMMITMENT ISSUES. It is the polite way to laugh about your bank balance instead of refreshing the app at midnight like it owes you an apology. The stark white lettering wraps around the jet black ceramic, so the diagnosis is visible from every angle, including the angle your landlord will see it from. Sip something hot, accept that nothing lasts, and let the mug carry the emotional weight of a direct deposit that was only ever a short fling.
Mug Details
Two sizes, 11 oz and 15 oz, and both are happy with soup, flat white, iced coffee, cappuccino, chai, mocha, iced tea or cider. You can reheat it in the microwave and clean it in the dishwasher, which keeps the whole routine low effort. A glossy white finish keeps the print bright, and the C-shaped handle gives your fingers a comfortable grip through every refill. Black and white keeps it sharp, and it looks good next to a stack of unpaid bills.
- Glossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish
- Bright, crisp wraparound print
- Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
- Comfortable C-shaped handle
- Design: MY MONEY HAS COMMITMENT ISSUES in crisp white type on solid black
Gift Ideas for Coffee Lovers
Perfect for the friend who is broke by Thursday, the freelancer waiting on an invoice, and the budgeter whose spreadsheet keeps getting ghosted. It fits a birthday, a payday joke, a Secret Santa swap or a housewarming for someone starting out on their own. Tuck a coffee gift card inside and the money problem becomes a very small, very warm solution. It is also a safe gift for the person who says they do not need anything, because that person is usually out of cash.
Care & Safety
A rinse is free, and it is the only thing in your life that is.
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Lead-free and BPA-free
- Care: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Faq's
Shipping
Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.
Returns
Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.
Washing
- Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
- Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
- Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
- Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.
Drying
- Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
- Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
- Don’t dry it on high heat.
- Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.
Poster/Canvas Care
Care Instructions: Poster
Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.
Care Instructions: Canvas
Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.
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