• Funny coffee mug printed with "I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE", front view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE", shown on a dark studio background
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE", back view showing the handle
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE", left side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE", right side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE", 15 oz size, back view showing the handle
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE", 15 oz size, left side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE", 15 oz size, right side view
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Funny Coffee Mug – Not Responsible For What I Say Before Coffee

Funny Coffee Mug – Not Responsible For What I Say Before Coffee

$19.99 USD
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Mug With Attitude

A formal disclaimer for informal mornings. Clean blue lettering on white states I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE, and whatever comes out before the first sip is not legally binding, not emotionally accurate and not up for discussion. This mug protects your reputation until the caffeine arrives. The lettering wraps around the entire ceramic, so the terms and conditions are readable from every direction. Coworkers have been warned in writing, which is more than most agreements offer. Keep it handy for the first meeting of the day, and keep it full for the second. The disclaimer expires with the first empty cup, and the mug accepts no liability after that.

Mug Details

Comes in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, ready for drip coffee, mocha, cold brew, americano, chai, hot chocolate, cappuccino or matcha. It survives the microwave and the dishwasher, so it works as a coffee mug, a tea mug and an emergency soup cup. The print stays vivid on glossy white ceramic, and the handle is shaped for a comfortable, confident grip. Blue on white reads like official paperwork, and so does the excuse.

  • Glossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish
  • Bright, crisp wraparound print
  • Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
  • Comfortable C-shaped handle
  • Design: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I SAY BEFORE COFFEE in blue type on white

Gift Ideas for Coffee Lovers

For the groggy talker, the early shift worker, and the family member who needs a grace period each morning. It fits a birthday, a new job, a Secret Santa swap or a housewarming. Pair it with a bag of strong coffee and the legal protection is complete. It is also a thoughtful gift for a new parent, since nobody should be held to anything they say before nine.

Care & Safety

Wash it before you say anything you will not take responsibility for.

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free
  • Care: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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