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Funny Coffee Mug – That Was Not Me That Was Before Coffee

Funny Coffee Mug – That Was Not Me That Was Before Coffee

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Mug With Attitude

A convenient alibi for anything you said, did or typed before the first cup. Cream lettering with an orange outline stacks THAT WAS NOT ME on top and THAT WAS BEFORE COFFEE underneath, and it lets you disown the early version of yourself. Invite everyone to meet the improved model that shows up after the caffeine. The outlined type looks like a warning label on a very unreliable machine, and the wrap carries it around the entire ceramic. Hand it to anyone who was on the receiving end of your morning mood. It does the apologizing for you, with no awkward conversation and no promise that it will not happen again. That version of you is retired until tomorrow.

Mug Details

Pick an 11 oz or a 15 oz and pour cider, hot tea, americano, iced tea, cold brew, cappuccino, mocha or iced coffee. Microwave safe and dishwasher safe, it moves from the counter to the microwave to the rack without complaint. The bright glossy finish shows off the wraparound print, and the roomy C-shaped handle makes carrying a full cup easy. The cream and orange look friendly, which makes the excuse go down easier.

  • Glossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish
  • Bright, crisp wraparound print
  • Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
  • Comfortable C-shaped handle
  • Design: THAT WAS NOT ME / THAT WAS BEFORE COFFEE in cream type with an orange outline

Gift Ideas for Coffee Lovers

For the person who sends terrible emails at dawn, the roommate with a sharp morning tongue, and the friend who apologizes after breakfast. It fits a birthday, a new job, a Secret Santa swap or a peace offering after a rough morning. Pair it with a bag of good coffee, and the apology is basically complete. It is also a very practical gift for a new parent, whose before-coffee self cannot be held accountable.

Care & Safety

That dirty mug was not you. That was before the dishwasher.

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free
  • Care: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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