• Funny coffee mug printed with "THERE IS NO PLAN AND THERE NEVER WAS", front view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "THERE IS NO PLAN AND THERE NEVER WAS", shown on a dark studio background
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "THERE IS NO PLAN AND THERE NEVER WAS", back view showing the handle
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "THERE IS NO PLAN AND THERE NEVER WAS", left side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "THERE IS NO PLAN AND THERE NEVER WAS", right side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "THERE IS NO PLAN AND THERE NEVER WAS", 15 oz size, back view showing the handle
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "THERE IS NO PLAN AND THERE NEVER WAS", 15 oz size, left side view
  • Funny coffee mug printed with "THERE IS NO PLAN AND THERE NEVER WAS", 15 oz size, right side view
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Funny Coffee Mug – There Is No Plan And There Never Was

Funny Coffee Mug – There Is No Plan And There Never Was

$19.99 USD
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Mug With Attitude

Every strategy meeting ends with the same quiet truth, and this mug says it out loud. Hot magenta capitals read THERE IS NO PLAN AND THERE NEVER WAS, and they are impossible to ignore from anywhere in the room. It takes the pressure off the five-year roadmap and replaces it with a hot drink and a good laugh, which is honestly the better strategy. The lettering wraps around the entire ceramic, so the confession follows you from the kitchen to the whiteboard to the meeting where someone says the word synergy. Hold it during a planning session and watch three people nod in relief. Everyone was thinking it. You just have the mug for it.

Mug Details

Available in 11 oz and 15 oz, it welcomes espresso, matcha, hot chocolate, hot tea, lattes, cold brew, chai or cappuccino. Microwave and dishwasher safe means it works for a quick reheat and an easy cleanup, whatever you are drinking. With a smooth glossy finish and a comfortable C-shaped handle, it feels as good in the hand as it looks on the desk. The magenta is loud enough to disrupt a meeting without saying a word.

  • Glossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish
  • Bright, crisp wraparound print
  • Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
  • Comfortable C-shaped handle
  • Design: THERE IS NO PLAN AND THERE NEVER WAS in bold magenta capitals

Gift Ideas for Coffee Lovers

For the project manager who has seen too many roadmaps, the founder improvising daily, and the friend who wings every trip. It makes an easy gift for a promotion, a work anniversary, a Secret Santa swap or a farewell, and it comes ready to use. Pair it with a pack of sticky notes and you have supplied the entire planning department. It is also a good pick for the coworker who loves a Gantt chart, because they need a laugh most of all.

Care & Safety

There is no plan for cleaning it either, just soap and warm water.

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free
  • Care: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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