Funny Coffee Mug – This Cup Knows Me Better Than My Wife

It knows when you wake up, how strong you like it and exactly how bad the day will be. Brown and gold lettering on a tan wrap confesses THIS CUP KNOWS ME BETTER THAN MY WIFE, and it owns up to a very consistent relationship. The cup never forgets the order, never asks where you were and never changes the thermostat. The lettering wraps around the full ceramic, so the joke gets a clean read from every chair at the table. It gets a laugh from the person who really does know you better, and she will be the first to agree. Fill it up, say thank you to the cup and tell your wife the same thing, in that order.

Whether you pick 11 oz or 15 oz, it handles drip coffee, cappuccino, cold brew, soup, americano, chai, hot tea or lattes. It survives the microwave and the dishwasher, so it works as a coffee mug, a tea mug and an emergency soup cup. The shiny ceramic keeps the colors crisp, and the comfortable handle holds up through a meeting that runs long. The tan background keeps it looking warm, like the drink and the relationship.

• Glossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish
• Bright, crisp wraparound print
• Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
• Comfortable C-shaped handle
• Design: THIS CUP KNOWS ME BETTER THAN MY WIFE in brown and gold type on tan

For the husband with a loyal coffee habit, the dad with a routine, and the wife who loves a harmless joke at his expense. It fits an anniversary card, a birthday, Father's Day, a Secret Santa swap or a housewarming for a couple with a sense of humor. Pair it with a bag of his favorite beans and a note that says she knows. It is also a gift for the friend who needs to learn how to make the coffee himself.

It knows your routine, so wash it before it starts judging you.

• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Lead-free and BPA-free
• Care: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.