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Funny Coffee Mug – Twenty Years And Nobody Noticed

Funny Coffee Mug – Twenty Years And Nobody Noticed

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Mug With Attitude

Two decades of quiet, reliable work, and not one thank you. Warm orange and cream lettering on black spells it out in capitals: I HAVE BEEN FAKING THIS FOR TWENTY YEARS AND NOBODY NOTICED. It is a confession, a résumé update and a very small act of rebellion, all printed on ceramic. Everyone who has ever bluffed through a meeting with a confident nod will recognize themselves on sight. The print wraps around the full mug, so the truth is visible from the front, the back and the break room doorway. Hold it high at the next performance review. Nobody will notice that either. It is the most honest line on your desk, and it has been working there longer than the printer.

Mug Details

Comes in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, ready for mocha, flat white, espresso, americano, matcha, chai, lattes or hot tea. Microwave safe and dishwasher safe, it moves from the counter to the microwave to the rack without complaint. The print stays vivid on glossy white ceramic, and the handle is shaped for a comfortable, confident grip. The orange and cream pop against black, so even the people who never notice anything will notice this.

  • Glossy white ceramic with a durable, shiny finish
  • Bright, crisp wraparound print
  • Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
  • Comfortable C-shaped handle
  • Design: I HAVE BEEN FAKING THIS FOR TWENTY YEARS AND NOBODY NOTICED in orange and cream type on black

Gift Ideas for Coffee Lovers

For the veteran employee, the home cook who feeds everyone, and the dad who has fixed every appliance without applause. It suits a work anniversary, a retirement card, a Secret Santa swap or a thank-you for the person who has quietly run the office for years. Pair it with a bag of good coffee and a handwritten note that says someone noticed. It also works for the coworker who has a title that does not match their workload.

Care & Safety

Twenty years of quiet work deserves a proper wash.

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Lead-free and BPA-free
  • Care: Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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