• Funny declaration form mouse pad listing one tired person, flat front view
  • Top view of the declaration mouse pad beside a laptop keyboard
  • Declaration mouse pad at an angle with a white computer mouse
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Funny Declaration Mouse Pad – One Tired Person Office Desk Decor

Funny Declaration Mouse Pad – One Tired Person Office Desk Decor

$19.99 USD
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Desk Pad With Attitude

Declare it before you cross the border. This pad is a customs form for your morning commute: contents, one tired person. Origin, bed. Destination, desk. Value, disputed. It ends with a small, honest signature line that reads signed, reluctantly. It is a travel document for the most dangerous journey of the day, from the pillow to the keyboard, and it is hand-filled in green script on aged paper. Rest your mouse hand on it and every workday starts with an official acknowledgment that you showed up, and that showing up was the hard part. You have nothing to declare except exhaustion, and this pad does it with a fountain pen.

Desk Setup & Style

We picked this one for the vintage paperwork charm. A warm cream background with a bold black header block reads DECLARATION across the top, then four ruled lines give each label in black capitals and each answer in loose green handwriting, as if someone filled it out with a fountain pen on the way to work. Along the bottom, a thin rule leads to SIGNED, RELUCTANTLY in small type. The aged-paper tone feels softer than the dark pads, and the handwriting adds a human touch. It looks great on a clean desk, a wooden desk, or any workstation that needs a little character. Wired or wireless, your mouse gets a smooth, steady glide, and the non-slip base keeps the pad where you put it on a home office desk, a gaming station or a kitchen counter turned workstation.

Desk Gift Ideas

For the friend who is always running late, the coworker who hits snooze four times, and anyone who has ever muttered I am here under their breath. It is a funny gift for a new job, a birthday, or a person who needs to be seen. Tuck it in a card with a coffee voucher. It is charming, dry, and a good laugh. Tuck it in a card with a coffee voucher and sign it, reluctantly.

Pad Specs

  • Smooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding
  • Full-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color
  • Non-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place
  • High-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing
  • Slim 1/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners
  • Size: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)
  • Design: a customs declaration form with contents one tired person, origin bed, destination desk, value disputed, signed reluctantly

Care & Cleaning

Declare the stain, then clean it. Spot clean with warm water and a little dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. There is no need to soak the whole pad. Value of the cleaning: disputed. Signed, reluctantly.

  • Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
  • Use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots
  • No need to soak the whole pad
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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