• Funny RX one job prescription label mouse pad, flat front view
  • RX one job mouse pad at an angle with a white computer mouse
  • Top view of the RX one job mouse pad beside a laptop keyboard
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Funny Office Mouse Pad – RX One Job Take Daily

Funny Office Mouse Pad – RX One Job Take Daily

$19.99 USD
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Desk Pad With Attitude

Doctor's orders: take one job, daily, and do not exceed one. This pad reads like a pharmacy label for the working world, with a bold RX at the top, ONE JOB in giant black capitals and a warning that tells you not to take more than one. The fine print lists the side effects as tiredness, email and meetings, which is the most accurate medical advice you will get all week. It is a joke with a straight face, a small piece of dry humor for anyone whose workday feels like a dosage that was set too high. Side effects may include a firm sense of boundaries, a quiet laugh at the water cooler and a sudden dislike of the word synergy. Ask your doctor if a mouse pad is right for you.

Desk Setup & Style

We picked this one for the aged-paper look. A warm cream background with thin dark rules down both edges makes the pad feel like a real label taped to an old bottle, and the type does the rest. ONE JOB sits large in heavy black capitals, TAKE DAILY underneath, then a dry DO NOT EXCEED ONE line. At the bottom, SIDE EFFECTS lists tiredness, email and meetings in smaller type above a dark rule. It is light, easy on the eyes, and different from the dark pads people usually pick. Put it on a clean white desk or a wooden one and it looks like an in-joke the whole office is invited to. It suits office desks, gaming setups, student desks and laptop tables, and the smooth surface gives wired and wireless mice a steady glide.

Desk Gift Ideas

For the nurse who has heard every pharmacy joke, the friend with three side hustles, and the coworker who keeps saying yes to everything. It is a smart gift for a new job, a retirement toast, or an office gift swap. Add a tiny bottle of mints and the bit is complete. It is dry, clever, and not mean at all. Add a bottle of mints and you have filled the prescription.

Pad Specs

  • Smooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding
  • Full-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color
  • Non-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place
  • High-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing
  • Slim 1/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners
  • Size: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)
  • Design: a prescription label reading RX, ONE JOB, TAKE DAILY, DO NOT EXCEED ONE, with side effects of tiredness, email and meetings

Care & Cleaning

Directions: apply warm water and a little dish soap to stains as needed, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. Do not soak the whole pad. Do not exceed one cleaning per spill, and if the stain persists, see a very small sponge.

  • Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
  • Use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots
  • No need to soak the whole pad
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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