• Funny performance review mouse pad with sarcastic ratings, flat front view
  • Performance review mouse pad at an angle with a white computer mouse
  • Top view of the performance review mouse pad beside a laptop keyboard
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Funny Performance Review Mouse Pad – Sarcastic Office Desk Decor

Funny Performance Review Mouse Pad – Sarcastic Office Desk Decor

$19.99 USD
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Desk Pad With Attitude

Your review is in, and it is honest. This pad lists the results in bold white capitals with each rating in orange: punctuality, sometimes. Attitude, present. Output, varies. Teamwork, tolerated. Overall, fine. At the very bottom, small and quiet, it says nobody signed this. It is a performance review without a meeting, a rating scale or a manager who says let us circle back. It is also a perfect snapshot of a lot of careers, and you get to rest your hand on it all day long and take the feedback with a laugh. Your annual review took no time, cost no money and needed zero follow-up meetings, which already makes it better than the real thing.

Desk Setup & Style

We picked this one for the review-card punch. A dark charcoal field holds five stacked lines in heavy condensed capitals, with the labels in white and the verdicts in warm orange, and thin rules divide each row like a real form. The orange pops hard against the dark background and gives the whole pad a bold, graphic feel without any extra decoration. Along the bottom edge, a tiny NOBODY SIGNED THIS line adds a final deadpan. It looks right at home on a busy desk, a gaming setup, or a home office where your own review is the only one you have to read. The slim rounded rectangle sits neatly beside a keyboard, and its smooth, easy-to-clean surface gives any wired or wireless mouse a steady glide.

Desk Gift Ideas

For the boss with a sense of humor, the coworker who got a mediocre review and posted it anyway, and the friend who rates everything with fine. It is a strong gift for a work anniversary, a farewell, or an office swap. Add a gold star sticker and call it a raise. It is dry, funny, and very familiar. Add a gold star sticker and call it a raise.

Pad Specs

  • Smooth, easy-to-clean surface for steady mouse gliding
  • Full-front, one-sided print in bright, intense color
  • Non-slip rubber base keeps the pad in place
  • High-density foam with an ultra-thin rubber backing
  • Slim 1/16-inch (1.58 mm) rectangular design with rounded corners
  • Size: 9 x 8 inches (23 x 20 cm)
  • Design: a performance review with punctuality sometimes, attitude present, output varies, teamwork tolerated, overall fine, in white and orange type

Care & Cleaning

Feedback on cleaning: needs improvement, but fixable. Spot clean with warm water and a little dish soap, and use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots. There is no need to soak the whole pad. Rating after cleaning: fine.

  • Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
  • Use a soft-bristled brush on stubborn spots
  • No need to soak the whole pad
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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