• Top view of the Is That Really What You Are Wearing coir doormat, dark lettering inside a thin border on natural tan fiber
  • Is That Really What You Are Wearing coir doormat with dark lettering on natural tan coir, shown at an angle on a dark studio backdrop
  • Rolled-up corner of the Is That Really What You Are Wearing coir doormat showing the black vinyl backing
  • Is That Really What You Are Wearing coir doormat on a wooden porch seen from above with a pair of shoes at the edge
  • Close view of the Is That Really What You Are Wearing coir doormat on a stone patio in dappled sunlight
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Is That Really What You Are Wearing Funny Doormat

Is That Really What You Are Wearing Funny Doormat

$69.99 USD
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Why You Need It

Somebody is about to ring your bell in the outfit they slept in, and your doormat is about to ask the question your face is too polite to ask. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU ARE WEARING stacks across the mat in heavy dark capitals, three lines of pure side-eye. It lands before anyone reaches the handle, and it lets you skip the awkward pause at the door. The delivery guy reads it and grins. Your mother-in-law reads it and sighs. Everyone gets the same honest greeting, and your porch gets a personality that no wreath ever managed.

Wear It Loud

We picked this one for the attitude and the size of the lettering. The three stacked lines fill the whole mat, so the message reads from the sidewalk and not just from the top step. Dark letters sit inside a thin border on warm natural coir, which gives it a rustic, coffee-in-hand look that suits a porch, a stoop, or a covered entryway. It is loud without being cruel, and the joke works on neighbors, guests, and the guy dropping off a package alike. Set it down and it frames your door like a punchline waiting for its audience. Wipe your feet, check your outfit, and come in if you dare.

Why It's Yours

For the one who dresses for comfort and judges everybody out loud, but only on a doormat. This is for the friend with opinions about everyone's fashion, the host who greets people with sarcasm and a drink, and the new homeowner who wants the doorway to have a sense of humor. It makes a sharp housewarming gift, a birthday gag, or a small rebellion against the polite welcome mat. Whoever gets it will grin, then park it by the door and wait for the first victim.

Built Different
  • Grade-A tufted coconut coir fiber, eco-friendly
  • Black vinyl backing helps reduce slipping and keeps the mat in place
  • 24 x 16 inches (61 x 40.6 cm), 0.59 inches thick
  • Designed mainly for outdoor entryways and covered porches
  • Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
  • Place in a covered, weather-protected area, away from direct sunlight and excessive moisture. Some shedding is normal in the first month; shake the mat to remove loose fibers.
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Shipping

Free shipping on every order to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. Orders are processed within 7 business days. After that, delivery usually takes 5 to 25 business days, and some orders may take up to 30. Those are estimates, not guaranteed dates. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

Returns

Something wrong with your order? Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item? Contact us and we’ll make it right. We can’t take back items for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you order. See our Return Policy for the full rules and how to start a return.

Washing

  • Machine wash at 30°C (86°F) on a gentle cycle.
  • Turn it inside out and wash with like colors.
  • Use mild detergent. Don’t use bleach or fabric softener.
  • Wash dark colors and new pieces separately the first few times.

Drying

  • Tumble dry on low, or hang it to dry.
  • Take it out while it’s still slightly damp to cut down on wrinkles.
  • Don’t dry it on high heat.
  • Iron on low heat, and don’t dry clean.

Poster/Canvas Care

Care Instructions: Poster

Keep it out of direct sunlight, which fades ink over time. Hang it in a dry room, away from steam and damp. Dust it gently with a soft, dry cloth, and don’t spray or wipe it with liquid. For the longest life, put it under glass in a frame. Handle it by the edges, and store it flat or rolled loosely, never creased.

Care Instructions: Canvas

Keep it out of direct sunlight and away from heat vents and damp rooms. Dust the surface with a soft, dry cloth or a dry brush. Don’t use water, sprays or cleaners on the print. Hang it on a secure wall mount, and avoid pressing on the front of the canvas. If it’s stored, keep it upright and wrapped in a clean cloth, away from anything that could dent the front.

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